Bernard Manning's Grave Explodes

You either loved him or hated him. He was just like marmite, but loved by K.K.K children all over the world,   It was discovered just last night at about 6:30pm BST, to the dismay of environmental fundamentalists the world over, that a crator half the size of Manchester appeared near Hull. It only became clear at about 5am BST that the explosion had been caused by various toxic gasses escaping from the orrifaces of Bernard Manning. Since time of said explosion we have recieved many reports of dying wildlife, and the entire north of England apears to be covered in a strange smog. Upon investigation many body parts were identified as belonging to Mr Manning(once). These have now been collected for reburiel, many natural gas companys have offered to help. Latest reports suggest the smog has spread and begun to envelope Scottland and shows no imediate signs of stopping.   Further updates will appear here.