Bite your Tongue ! Before I do.
You can't make this stuff up, as they like to say.
The more infamous of these two stories involves Vince Shlomi, Inventor of the
'miraculous' new 'Sham Wow' that's been saturating American TV Shopping and
now has hit the stores. Vince is some kind of notorious character whose Bio is a
wild read in and of itself. But to stick to the story reported by The Smoking Gun,
ccording to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.
Read the whole shlimy er....Shlomi story here
See where the Shamwow Guy gets nasty
Meanwhile in Newcastle, UK....an unusual Birthday treat was in the works for one
Mark Coghill, 45 as he partied with his gal Tracie Davies, 40 and two bottles of Vodka,
age unknown. Passions grew thicker after all that liquor and shortly thereafter Tracie
was in the right mood to get her party started by asking Mark for 'a smoochy kiss'. But Mark didn't just settle in for a smoochy kiss that easily, he had some questions to ask of Tracie first. That upset Tracie's mood and she bit off a third of his tongue and spat it out onto the floor. Mark was tongue-tied, and with good reason.....
During her trial, the court heard the couple were celebrating Mr Coghill's birthday at his Jesmond flat when Davies grew upset because she was not pregnant.
As Mr Coghill, 45, moved to comfort her, she asked him to kiss her, the jury was told.
But she soon turned into a "massive monster", Mr Coghill said, biting down hard on his tongue.
About as bizarre as a story could be. Read it at the BBC link below