The burger replaces the bun with cheese in the middle?

God knows they need a makeover. It isn’t the golden arches that are bad. In fact, I think that was brilliance from the beginning. They stand for the fries, and while they aren’t the healthiest thing to eat, they are tasty and McDonalds made them healthier with better grease in which to fry potatoes.

However, inside the little shop, where sometimes there is a sweaty odor from children playing on a gymnasium built inside the restaurant, things could improve.

I really don’t like it when the mop person swishes by my feet as I am taking my first bite of a sandwich. I also don’t like sitting down to a semi-wet table top where someone took a swipe with a wet rag and didn’t finish the drying.

There is all of that plastic signage describing 16 ways I can get the same burger and fries.

I really don’t like the generic flavored milk shake that could be chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla. Since they could never keep three machines running in succession, I think they just mixed the fake dairy product into one concoction and call it whatever the customer wants.

Yes, they need a makeover. How about pirogues?  Every once and awhile a fast food guy tries them, a potato stuffed pastry sautéed in butter, that’s an American starter. Then, everyone from wherever in the world can add their own sauce and seasoning.