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Bush declares global war on uncertainty
by war on terrr | October 10, 2008 at 07:06 am | 345 views | 16 comments | 51 recommendations
Leveraging his considerable experience in fighting negative emotions like 'terror', George W. Bush identified yet another ominous enemy of the state. This time it's not terror but 'uncertainty'.
WASHINGTON (AFP) - US President George W. Bush on Friday blamed "uncertainty and fear" for much of the global financial meltdown and insisted US authorities have the tools they need to confront the crisis.Worries are understandable but "anxiety can feed anxiety and that can make it hard to see all that is being done" to address the problem, he said, promising: "We can solve this crisis, and we will."
Always a man of clear thinking and decisive action Bush swore to defeat 'uncertainty' along with its ally 'fear'. This, it seems is the new Axis of Evil but given his successes in overcoming previous global emotional states I have no doubt that this will all soon be behind us. Phew!
October 10, 2008 at 07:06 am by war on terrr, 345 views, 16 comments
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at 07:08 on October 10th, 2008
That is funny. Thanks for the smile :)
at 07:56 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, I like this story. It's good stuff.
at 08:17 on October 10th, 2008
war on terr,
Very good story.
Thanks for your contribution.
Peace,
campanaro
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Monte (not verified)at 08:43 on October 10th, 2008
war on terr, Good story. Although if it is like other abstracts that he has assailed at, we've already lost before he started.
at 09:16 on October 10th, 2008
The only thing certain (I hope) is that his 2nd term comes to an end on January 15, 2009. Hope you don't mine me adding the picture. Don't take offense, as his jester is also meant for (and felt by) moi.
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at 09:31 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, hahaha! This made me laugh.
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agdobsonat 09:46 on October 10th, 2008
Fear and uncertainty stalk our land like... two giant stalking things
at 10:29 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, I like this story. It's good stuff.
at 11:00 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, I like this story. It's good stuff. Bush will declare global war on anything that makes him look potentially bad.
at 11:26 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, I like this story. It's good stuff. NO EXIT TO CHINA AS WE SEE
at 12:42 on October 10th, 2008
Is it necessary to use photos that distort the president. While I liked the article, I know that users are now making Palin witches as their icons and the such. Had any one on the conservative side distorted a photo of Obama we immediately would be called racist. It is discouraging to see photos like this on a news site
at 12:42 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, I like this story. It's good stuff. Besides the photos, This was a good read
at 13:01 on October 10th, 2008
war on terrr, I like this story. It's good stuff.
at 13:35 on October 10th, 2008
It's necessary for people that are evil and hate others to do whatever they can to promote their biased views.
at 13:39 on October 10th, 2008
Now, there you go again ragging on McCain/Palin.
at 13:42 on October 10th, 2008
Doggone it! Me and Sarah love this darn funny stuff. She adores the pictures, (don't cha know?) and I am trying, by doggies, to explain the wordy things to her. God bless her ...
Nice chuckle, thanks.