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Can we see your documents please, Your Majesty?

by Babel-Fish | December 5, 2009 at 03:22 pm

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The Queen does not have a passport, so now she has to apply for one, New Labour at its best:

Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor married to a very dubious Greek-Danish royal immigrant of course could possibly be considered a risk that she is a terrorist. She has used many aliases:

21 April 1926 – 11 December 1936: Her Royal Highness Princess Elizabeth of York

11 December 1936 – 20 November 1947: Her Royal Highness The Princess Elizabeth

20 November 1947 – 6 February 1952: Her Royal Highness The Princess Elizabeth, Duchess of Edinburgh

6 February 1952 – : Her Majesty The Queen

Yes very, very dubious...

The Queen is to be forced to go through an identity check every time she flies into and out of Britain.
For the first time, Her Majesty will be compelled to give her full name, age, address, nationality, gender and place of birth to immigration officials, who will then check that she is not on a list of wanted terrorists.

Foreign heads of state, including US President Barack Obama, and other members of the Royal Family will also have to submit to the security checks under new border controls, called e-Borders.

It is unclear how the Queen will be asked for her personal information as she is not required to carry a passport and would normally be met off the aircraft by her chauffeur-driven car. The new system asks for a passport number, expiry date and details of where the passport was issued.

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at 18:35 on December 5th, 2009

Immigration official at the arrival desk when the Queen and Prince Philip arrive back in UK. "Your passport Mam is okay, you can enter, but your husband not allowed in because he is a known activist" Queen Elizabeth "Oh what's he done now" I.O. "Called George Brown a big fat twat, Mam"