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Car Sex: Sexy Car Contest

by YankeeJim | June 26, 2010 at 10:13 am

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You see, I am not so weird. Reported last week, I fell in love with my neighbors 1965 Mustang. I did some more research and discovered a guy in England who claims to have had sex with 1000 cars. I hope that he and they had some protection.

Anyway, I was out on my walk today when it was 90 degrees in the shade, and I caught a glimpse of a couple of lovelies, and one had her top down. Situated just a few feet away from one another it was a cat fight between a 2010 Corvette and a late model Jaguar convertible. Usually, there is a white Cobra cruising the same lot next to the tennis court, but she wasn’t around today.

All that I can say is that the hottest babe in the lot today is the Jag. I sure wouldn’t want to slide my buns onto those exposed black seats of hers.

“Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars
A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.

Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."