Channeling Ronald Reagan
Mitt Romney where are you?
There was a microwave burst at the Mitt Romney press conference today. Scrivener probably already wrote about it. The sudden burst of spiritual gas was ignited by rays beaming in from nearby towers, trying to boost Mitt Romney from a dead pan state into a more life-filled candidate, sort of like Ronald Reagan.
People in the lab are examining pictures of Mitt’s forehead to see if there are any scriptures embedded there. They are bound to find something.
“Who of all these parties is right; or, are they all wrong together?” (1:10) Joseph Smith, Book of the Mormon
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