Convienent Excuse: Will Refugees Now Use Climate Change Excuse?

Opinion
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

A "Convenient Excuse" as a side dish to Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth"?   granted immigration is  beneficial to the "Buffet of  Cultures" served equally amongst other World countries.  But using the "Environment" as a "Refugee Claim" to come to any country certainly  will "Dilute" an ever expanding Menu of Immigrant applicants who bring their own  "unique dish" to the  immigration table. 

Granted this small island country rates in one of the UN's Michelin Guide as truly needy and we should do what we can for them, but perhaps this will now open the Western Worlds Bistros to other of the Worlds less desirable "No Shirt, No Tie, No Service" diners who will see this as an opportunity to storm the Maitre 'd with this excuse, leaving those with legitimate claims behind the Red Velvet Rope, as these new Diners pass them by.

These new Convenient Environment Excuse countries who will take full advantage of bypassing the Maitre'd list will be countries suffering under self imposed "Environmental Kitchen Nightmares" , such as clear cutting forests, causing erosion, spotty human rights records, non existent environmental safeguards in their quest to expand their industries and economy regardless of the environmental consequences.

Perhaps these despot dictator driven countries Third Rate Head Chefs for the masses should pore over  our Western Societies Environmental and Human Rights Recipe Books first to understand how to make a successful banquet for their own people, instead of ordering out. Granted our Recipe Book has some liberal ingredients added, but when without, improvise.

Failure to do it according to the Western Recipe Book, will surely end up with a population dying from Environmental Food Poisoning.

Now that is a Menu, we can all read from, even the Kiddies Menu comes with colour pictures.

The Michelin Guide lists one Cardinal Rule, Too many Chefs spoil the Soup, perhaps Diners in these Countries should rise up and show their displeasure with the current menu and turf the Head Chef, instead of relying on the Worlds Iron Chefs to do the cooking for them.

In ending, diners unsatisfied with buffet set before them must learn to cook, and cook well, because this take out window is closed, except for those who abide by the Western World's menu first.