"Darwin Dating": Only the Beautiful Need Apply!

by Barry Artiste | June 25, 2008 at 08:45 am

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Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

Coming soon this summer to Vancouver, British Columbia, an online dating site for only the bold and the beautiful people.

Here is an excerpt from their site for those tired of photoshop'd photos of men and women, who much like selling a car as previously enjoyed, can now know they won't be left with a romantic clunker, fit for the junkyard:

Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos? We are.

Darwin Dating was created exclusively for beautiful, desirable people. Our strict rules and natural selection process ensures all our members have winning looks. Best of all, it's completely free...

http://www.darwindating.com

Now some people I know have actually used dating sites, horror stories abound, one was of a 40 something woman posting her high school prom photos, another posting her teen daughters photo. Now something tells me, whoever responded to the Prom Photo certainly is clueless when it comes to dating.

What will Vancouverittes reaction be? Well rest assured, this is a city of self deluded beautiful people, and the ones who are truly beautiful, are certainly from the shallow end of the dating pool. When you have had that 20 something at the time Nicole Smiths dating and marrying, and then professing deep love of a 90 year old billionaire, or do you really think Donald Trump could score a 25 year old Babe if he were a Joe Shmo or a Cab Driver? Hello Reality Check!!!!.

Pretty much like those 900 number singles Late night TV ads in which scores of Playboy centerfold 19-year old young ladies who state, Me so lonely,(read Horny) I like to stay in on Friday night semi-naked, waiting for you lonely guys (tissues in hand) to call me at $1.99 a minute.

Yep, I am sure Vancouver will be a prime spot for this dating site, as many Vancouverittes will ask their Mom that all important question first before applying "Mom, am I handsome/beautiful?

I am sure Beautiful people, like your George Clooneys, Brad and Angelina's have such a hard time dating people and will rush to pay to be featured players. Just as I am sure, those unclear on the concept of beauty will be turned down after they pay their cash. Ohhh BURN!!

In ending, I guess most know the answer to this Dating Site, You get what you pay for! Actually, you may not get anything, except to privilege to peruse a lot of photos of beautiful people, who may just be that photos, with no reply to sender. You can certainly do that for free just cruising the internet or local bar, or perhaps give a Nigerian woman your banking information.

Everyone know the level of Attractiveness is exponentially Higher by the number of zero's in your bank account, regardless of age, height, looks, weight or fetish.

So to all you 40 something Ex Homecoming Queens, Cheerleaders, Captains of the Football team, get out your Visa cards you gorgeous beautiful people! Reality and Suckerism is only a Card Swipe away!

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BigT

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at 10:12 on June 25th, 2008

Yeah, this site is BS. I'm sure there's an untapped market of beautiful/handsome people who just can't get dates. When is the Russian bride catalog social networking site coming online? I've heard some good things about Russians.

Oh, and there's already at least one "dating" site on the net for rich people (yes, even rich women) looking for beautiful young things. The great thing about this site is that the bigger your wallet book the better looking date you will get (seriously, if you have a net worth of say $5 million you get access to 7's. But if you have a net worth of $50 million you get access to 10's.).

But in all seriousness I am waiting for the day when the government tries to regulate this industry. Will we come to a point where the government picks who we date (or marry)? I can't be sure (for sure) but the way I see things going I'm sure the government will try. Of course it will be for the betterment of all of us.

BigT

at 10:12 on June 25th, 2008

Whoa, I went off in three completely different tangents there. Sweet.

Barry Artiste

at 12:54 on June 25th, 2008

Hey no problem, that's your right, as for European and Russian Women, I see ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!! Go get Politisite!!, he's driving!

Seriously though, if people really need a dating site to meet women, even the so called busy executive (read- used Car Salesman), then I am flabbergasted, if they need em that bad, perhaps that is a warning flag to the ladies. Of course I can see if you live in a town where women are scarce like in the Northwest territories in Canada, but in a major city, come on!!! Ladies are plentiful, it is just men's expectations of meeting a Helena of Troy is a wee bit far fetched, but then women too feel they are worthy of Russell Crowe or Clooney, and a man with Millions, then certainly both men and women need to give their head a shake, as both these men and women are either taken or in short supply.

Little do people know that here on Now Public, ladies frequently solicit me with promises of undying love, and this is quite frequent on here, as one Now Public Editor here will attest both he and myself have been propositioned at least a dozen or so times by the ladies of exotic origin who state we are the Handsomest of Men on Now Public. Flattering, of course, but for some reason, when we fail to give them our Banking information, we are relegated to Ogre status rather quickly.

Boy did I ever babble on this comment section.

BigT

at 12:59 on June 25th, 2008

Yeah, I've gotten the same messages you have. I was happy at first but then thought better of it when they wanted to know my social security number and my mom's maiden name.

Barry Artiste

at 13:02 on June 25th, 2008

Hey perhaps they just wanted to know if your Mom would approve, as for the social security number, maybe they wanted to know how far away you were from retirement? haha

Mikasi

at 13:37 on June 25th, 2008

I take the Al Bundy philosophy when consoling lonely single men.

"Son," I tell them, "you may be alone... but at least thank God you are alone."

Barry Artiste

at 18:47 on June 25th, 2008

And that's why you're one of my Top Faves Mikasi, Bizzare Minds think alike. Thanks for dropping by,

eastvanray

at 11:16 on June 26th, 2008

Funny thing about this is that it is the ugly ones that really need the help. Maybe there is a business case for a dating site for the uglies. Oh, nevermind that is most of them already.

Barry Artiste

at 15:12 on June 26th, 2008

Hey Rich Ugly people have their attractiveness according to the many aging actors and powerbrokers in their mid 50s with Teen girlfriends, I am thinking Bruce Willis, Donald Trump, Pavoratti, the list is endless!