"Darwin Dating": Only the Beautiful Need Apply!
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
Coming soon this summer to Vancouver, British Columbia, an online dating site for only the bold and the beautiful people.
Here is an excerpt from their site for those tired of photoshop'd photos of men and women, who much like selling a car as previously enjoyed, can now know they won't be left with a romantic clunker, fit for the junkyard:
Sick of dating websites filled with ugly, unattractive, desperate fatsos? We are.
Now some people I know have actually used dating sites, horror stories abound, one was of a 40 something woman posting her high school prom photos, another posting her teen daughters photo. Now something tells me, whoever responded to the Prom Photo certainly is clueless when it comes to dating.
What will Vancouverittes reaction be? Well rest assured, this is a city of self deluded beautiful people, and the ones who are truly beautiful, are certainly from the shallow end of the dating pool. When you have had that 20 something at the time Nicole Smiths dating and marrying, and then professing deep love of a 90 year old billionaire, or do you really think Donald Trump could score a 25 year old Babe if he were a Joe Shmo or a Cab Driver? Hello Reality Check!!!!.
Pretty much like those 900 number singles Late night TV ads in which scores of Playboy centerfold 19-year old young ladies who state, Me so lonely,(read Horny) I like to stay in on Friday night semi-naked, waiting for you lonely guys (tissues in hand) to call me at $1.99 a minute.
Yep, I am sure Vancouver will be a prime spot for this dating site, as many Vancouverittes will ask their Mom that all important question first before applying "Mom, am I handsome/beautiful?
I am sure Beautiful people, like your George Clooneys, Brad and Angelina's have such a hard time dating people and will rush to pay to be featured players. Just as I am sure, those unclear on the concept of beauty will be turned down after they pay their cash. Ohhh BURN!!
In ending, I guess most know the answer to this Dating Site, You get what you pay for! Actually, you may not get anything, except to privilege to peruse a lot of photos of beautiful people, who may just be that photos, with no reply to sender. You can certainly do that for free just cruising the internet or local bar, or perhaps give a Nigerian woman your banking information.
Everyone know the level of Attractiveness is exponentially Higher by the number of zero's in your bank account, regardless of age, height, looks, weight or fetish.
So to all you 40 something Ex Homecoming Queens, Cheerleaders, Captains of the Football team, get out your Visa cards you gorgeous beautiful people! Reality and Suckerism is only a Card Swipe away!