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Dear Beloved Egyptians

by YankeeJim | February 10, 2011 at 01:45 pm

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I come before you this late hour to bid you good night and pleasant dreams. (Boo, hiss)

Just kidding, I plan to hand over the keys to the locker room to Omar Suleiman, but I can’t locate the keys. (Boo, hiss)

Not kidding, but the Army has a spare, so I told them they can take over for awhile and work with Suleiman to stand up elections. I will take a break before running for office again. (Boo, hiss)

Just kidding.

Saudi Airline awaits my departure as I am headed to Dubai with all of your money. (Boo, hiss)

My son took it with him. Ha! (Boo, hiss)

You should have heard what I told Leon Panetta.

“Breaking News Alert: Egypt's Mubarak gives no indication he will leave office before September
February 10, 2011 4:23:04 PM

In an address to the nation, President Hosni Mubarak said he will take steps that will lead to the lifting of emergency laws once the security situation permits. He left the full impression he will remain in office until September elections.

http://link.email.washingtonpost.com/...KX2P/36/h”