Do you believe in Jediism?

by Babel-Fish | November 3, 2009 at 07:53 pm
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Someone once told me that the best way to make money in the Philippines is start a religion.  Well its not really a case that I want to make money my life is well sorted out and I am well financed at present. It’s a case of well experimenting; you know market research, now of course that can get expensive.  Well I really do not want to spend money on something I may not turn into a project for financial gain.  Being a citizen Journalist gives me a bit of power to throw things at a wall so to speak.

As an atheist I can promote a business that advertises a deity or idols so I have to enter up a complete different avenue. Now my audience, my readers that is, holds a high volume of people indoctrinated in many levels of religious indoctrination.  Some of these good folk live their lives based on the religious belief. Now I really do not want to disrespect why they do that with any form of arrogant based Atheist opinion.

So my real aim is those that are agnostic or have a light belief or are just in a religious culture but don’t attend the temples that often (The moderate believers).

Now of course I need to illustrate the new religion basic belief and explain it all ready has temples in New Zealand and United Kingdom. It could be a very good money maker on the selling religious icons and films out side of the new temples.

Well it’s actually a very easy religion to promote as most people have a good knowledge of the said religion anyway. They have seen the Jedi Knights in action on the big silver screen and all those re-runs on cable Television.  Some of the youngest members of society hero worship the Jedi warrior characters and there icons sell like hot cakes at Christmas time.

The religion as many of you may know clearly already is a good verses evil one and it’s about a living universe and its light and dark forces. The Jedi Knights are the tools that keep the force on the side of good and not on the dark side.

Therefore I only have to asked my readers if they would prefer to believe in Jediism and if they think I established a Church here in the Philippines I could make it a very good paying concern. Better still create new employment for tailors and laser sword makers and of course the priest the Jedi knights themselves. 

This also could create duel-belief, such as Christian Jedi, Muslim Jedi, Jewish Jedi, Atheist Jedi etc a sort of belief that could unite all the others for once. 

More information on the Church of the Jedi can be found at…

The Jedi Church believes that there is one all powerful force that binds all things in the universe together. The Jedi religion is something innate inside everyone of us, the Jedi Church believes that our sense of morality is innate. So quiet your mind and listen to the force within you!

I have all the films and they are due for a re-run I am hooked completely.

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Babel-Fish

Of course i had my tongue in my cheek writing this article

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Beaulieu

Yes, when a Census comes round I can be Jedi.

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tikun

jedism judaism the force and a good bottle of wine.

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DarthGT

I would like to know more about Jediism.Could someone give me more information about this new religion.I'm italian ans in Italy there isn't any Jedi Church.Please help me.Gianluca Turini

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Sputnic

In order to be a Jedi you have to be a fat male, at least 40 years of age and collect comics. Passing these tests and having little grip left on reality, and plenty of spare time, have fun joining. Dont worship what they tell you to, especially not the furry stuff !

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aurealeus

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU !

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