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Egyptian Cleric: Shut Down Starbucks, It's A Jewish Plot!

by zeet | March 10, 2009 at 12:49 pm

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According to the cleric, the mascot of Starbucks is none other than Queen Esther, a Jewish Queen and heroine.

An Egyptian cleric has literally blown the lid off the global conspiracy of the Starbucks chain: none other than the Jewish heroine of the Purim story is the power behind the worldwide coffee empire.

Safwat Higazi, clearly one of the most learned and respected buffoons among Egypt's Islamic clergy, made the astounding and gut-wrenching revelation on Egypt's Al-Nas TV, uncovering at last the sinister subliminal message that has been infecting hundreds of millions of Starbucks customers in the Islamic world as they ingest their grande mochaccinos: they have been drinking from the libations concocted by one of the seven most beautiful virgins of the ancient world, selected by King Xerxes himself to be his beloved bride in a hotly contest beauty contest -- and she's a Jewess.

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Tina Kells

at 13:21 on March 10th, 2009

OK this takes paranoia to a whole new level. The logo is a MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the original logo from the storefront near Pike Place market.

Starbucks Mermaid Logo

A year ago an American complained about the Starbucks' Slutty Mermaid Making Waves.

*sigh* glad I got that off my chest :)

Thanks for the post.

zeet

at 13:39 on March 10th, 2009

I know! I always liked the slutty mermaid! Somehow this Egyptian made her all....dirty.

Thanks for your comment Tina!

;)

Danny Boy (not verified)

at 17:36 on March 11th, 2009

However, there is something fishy about a company that has a mermaid on its logo

jordan

at 13:21 on March 10th, 2009

I mean, I don't like Starbucks either, but dang. I was just gonna complain about the bitter coffee; not too sure about that whole Esther thing. With apologies to Freud, sometimes a mermaid is just a mermaid.

zeet

at 13:42 on March 10th, 2009

Exactly. A mermaid fits perfectly in a place where you pay 4 bucks USD for a bitter cup of java.

harringtola

at 14:03 on March 10th, 2009

This is a very serious threat as most religious zealot threats are dangerous. As I read the detail behind this report on isrealinsider there is one example of that danger:
"Muslim and leftist protesters smashed a Starbucks shop in London, apparently disregarding Higazi's impassioned plea for restraint. And that was evidently before they knew of the sinister Esther link."
These dangers are real and global.

zeet

at 14:14 on March 10th, 2009

You're right of course.

Barry Artiste

at 04:30 on March 12th, 2009

Oh well, I knew it!! How could I have been so blind! And American Money with its prominent Pyramid is an Egyptian Islamic plot to buy all them Jewish Starbucks. And still we allow Whackjobs like him to immigrate to our countries.