The Gay Boogie-Man Eats America!

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     You and I can see loads of evidence in the news these days about the problem President Barak Obama has been having with gays.  They are not happy with him, we keep hearing.  In fact, it seems to be a problem of great proportions!  Our President has not been giving due attention to homosexuals, and they are down right angry about it. The headlines declare it -- they demand it: our President will have to take care of homosexual Americans' desires...or risk their ire.  Didn't you know that they got him elected -- got him voted into office!  So what if you voted for him, they got him into office, and they are peeved that he hasn't been listening to them like he should.  Mrs. Obama probably hasn't either, as everyone knows that the wife has the ear of her husband.  They should know better, and now since they both evidently only spurned the homosexual community by Barak's specifically and discreetly appointing homosexuals to high government offices and duties, they shall...(censored)...-- perhaps even the fiery wrath of Baalzebub himself!   (censored)..., because you are on their list, too, aren't you -- you (censored).  You only mock them behind your backs, don't you.  You don't take them serously, do you?  When you turn to ask a nice young man for directions and he talks like a girl, holding his hand at a "just so" angle, ...you, ...you, ...you hurt their feelings with your pent-up laughter, don't you.  It isn't their fault they played with barbie-dolls and batons and baked cakes with Mother while Dad was gone all the time.  You do know that, don't you?  And when you see that luscious blonde bombshell in a bar, and you amble over and set your arm over her chair with a slick smile, asking what she'd like, you show your evil disgust when you wretch and heave when she talks like a man and you look around wondering who just answered.  How disgusting!  Why can't Americans be more blind, and not notice there are differences between boys and girls, men and women, like (some) people do?  And for your evils, you will incur their loathing -- their seething, vengeful curses, rantings full of malice and tolerance.  If only you had it in you to turn a blind eye like others and not care if your children are taught the finer-points of gay love by the teachers in their schools, then you would know what it's like to have a gay in your family.  Then, maybe you would be willing to let all America turn gay and maybe even get on the "gay-pride-wagon", yourself, like President Obama and the liberal minions in Congress (seem to have done).       Yes, America, you will learn to spurn them not, won't you.  You will learn to not deal treacherously with their whopping, ...big, ...tremendously-huge, extremely large, ...meaty,...2% of the population.  What?  Yeah, that's right.  You heard me.  I said it: -- 2%, maybe 3%.  According to the 2000 U.S. Census Bureau, about 2%-3% of American men are gay and 2% of American women are lesbian.  In stark contrast, A 2002 Gallup Poll suggests that Americans think 21% to 25% of men and women are homosexual. That, of course is very improbable, considering the vast numbers of functionally-heterosexual family units in the nation.  How do the numbers and their influence get so inflated?  How does it happen with any group?  What happens in nature, when a creature makes itself look larger so it seems mightier as an opponent and invincible as a prey?  America has bought it hook, line and sinker, too.  When kids or teens wonder if they are gay, for years, their secret, online advisors have affirmed that they surely are, right?  If they have ever once kissed, screwed, sucked or even looked at a same-gender friend, or had a pleasant close friend of the same sex, they are contorted into feeling like, yep, you got it, you are definitely one -- one of the group.  You definitely got..."the gene".  So, there's no chance for ya, you ain't got cancer so you don't have to go home and die.  Nope, you just got the "gay gene" -- we can tell: you, young man, have friends that are boys.  Why, you probably touched his hand when he handed you a baseball.  Yeah, you say it was normal, but they all say that.  It's called denial, and your case must be hopeless, now: you just have to go home and be gay, cause it's in your genes.  Just like I got the chocolate gene, my friend has the ice cream gene, and others have the smoking gene or even the fat gene, so it must be hopeless. Sniff.  And if, -- if you need a place to stay, I'll put you up at my place (-heh).       Well, America,...if that ain't the tail wagging the dog: 2% telling everybody else, including the President, what we all better do and not do.  That's about the same number estimated for muslims in the U.S., too -- 2%.  So, the total 4% of combined population of the two are dictating appointments, policies and court-room dictates...to the remaining 96% of U.S. citizens!  That...is phenominal -- so much so that I begin to wonder how there has come to be such a disproportional amount of influence on our leaders.  I know they aren't all muslims, but are so many of them gay perhaps?  You know we heard those stories about congressmen and their interns.  Is it a rich-man thing? -- You know, when you've got extra time on your hands, (do) you do whatever there is to do or something?  Hmm.  Well, if they don't want to listen to me and hate my religion, and they show such intolerance toward others, etc., why should I or other Americans want to bow down to them?       Suppose you have a group of kids together -- 50 kids -- and one kid wants to play soccer  while the other 49 youths want to play kickball.  TOUGH choice, right?  Even kids can figure that one out.  Yeah,  all those tolerant folks probably want to ...(censored)..., huh?  THEY get to speak their minds, say their peace, NOT be oppressed; but, is it too much for anyone to recognize the rights of the many anymore?  If I moved to Iran, would I demand my American rights there?  If I moved to Mexico or Russia, would I demand my kids be taught English in school to honor my heritage?  At what point is being "fair" unfair?  This, America, is what you will have to decide for yourselves, and you will have to make it known; because, from what I see, your leaders aren't listening anymore.  They are going after the will of the minority of everything.  Problem is, even minorities are often part of the majority in some things, so it will hurt us all.  It will hinder us to always try to do so.  Hey, next thing you know, it could lead to decriminalization of pedophilia and man-boy love relationships, lowering the legal consensual sex-age to 13, etc.  -- After all, kids have feelings, too, and perverts rights mustn't be ignored either, right?  Of course, parents would still get stuck with all their children's problems: after all, they are only kids, for Heaven's sake.  Yes, there are problems, and catering hand and foot to 2% to 4% of the population is not the kind of fair, unbiased, bi-partisan leadership we need.  The American population could likely be sectioned out in other ways -- Chinese, orientals, Native Americans, Indians -- and we don't make sure that we create policies and appointments based on what every such category of people wants.  To do every type of classifying scheme could result in constantly changing the 2% to 4% category.  Wow, just think: we could spend all day AVOIDING the needs of the 96% of American citizens, couldn't we?  Now, just how odd does that sound?  -- Dare to reason, America.  Good day!