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In God We Trust, wins a majority in Polls to stay on US Currency

by Barry ORegan | August 22, 2008 at 11:35 pm

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Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

Michael Newdow, atheist, rabble rouser and now certified " Whackjob Extraordinare" maybe shot down in flames in previous attempts to get "In God We Trust" removed from US Currency.

It seems "Rabble Rouser" and part time "Navel Gazer" Mr. Newdow has been making it his mission in life to tie up the Justice's Time and your tax dollars in his Unholy Quest to remove the reference to God on everything, perhaps even the Church of God, who knows, but judging by a recent MSNBC poll, it looks like Mr. NewDow can add "BIG LOSER" to his list of unaccomplishments.

One can wonder what evangelical evangelists are gleefully thinking of this news, as they count their wads of followers cash as they roll naked on their beds, saying praise Jaysus and the American Peoples Money. Daddy needs a New Bentley.

No word on what Satan thinks of all this, but rest assured when God provides Mr. NewDow that basement suite in Hades, the ultimate betrayal to Satan who will be screaming to God is, "Hey Christ" I though you were all forgiving?

Man, Jesus, Why do you always send me the Nutjobs? Hitler isn't talking to Stalin anymore, Saddam for some reason has a "Bee in his Bonnet" with Idi Amin over Amin eating his followers.

Don't even get me started with JFK and Belushi, those whacked Duo are doing more lines, than a Columbian expressway. At least send me Carlin, I need the laughs.

And now I got a whole whackload of Taliban suicide bombers down here looking for Virgins, I can't understand a Gawddamn word they are saying, something along the lines of flalaffel, paradise, me so horny or some crap.

And who is this Allah dude? If he is up there, send him down here, I have a bone to pick with that guy,and so do a bunch of these horny suicide bombers!

You know Jesus, you're really making it hell down here for me, and that is not part of our deal, so when Newdows time comes send him in Limbo, I hear Ron Hubbard needs the company!

MSNBC have a related story by Associated Press and a link for all of you to vote whether to keep God on US Currency, or Get that Really nice warm Basement Suite when you meet your new maker and landlord.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10103424/

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Uwe Paschen

flagged this story as Good Stuff

at 00:01 on August 23rd, 2008

Barry Artiste, I like this story. It's good stuff.

Strange for a federation that is suppose to be laic and keep State and religion separate.

Barry ORegan

at 00:06 on August 23rd, 2008

Thanks Paschen for the comments and flag. I guess Buddha is staying out of this one!

Edmund Jenks

flagged this story as Good Stuff

at 05:36 on August 23rd, 2008

Barry Artiste:

It's good stuff. Newdow needs to take his efforts at self-interest and apply them to something more useful to society ... maybe he needs to get a job at the Mint where they recieve old dollars and destry them ... he could take his God given talents and use them to operate the shredder!

Barry ORegan

at 06:37 on August 23rd, 2008

Thanks for the comments and flag Edmund, methinks Mr. if "I sue everybody", won the US powerball at $300 Million dollars, would most likely see the light and declare "Praise Jaysus"! He would certainly be kissing each and every dollar bill with Joyful Praise.