Hillary: Truth and Consequences

In what was widely expected to be her concession speech, Hillary Clinton instead stunned supporters and viewers by declaring victory, in spite of her narrow loss to Barack Obama. Inexplicably, Clinton went further and claimed to have finally won enough delegates to make her the presumptive Democratic Nominee. This despite currently trailing Obama by over one hundred delegates, as well as the popular vote.

She then revealed that she just got off the phone with Barack Obama, and he offered his congratulations and then confided in her that he was dropping out of the race. This revelation appears to run counter to Obama's just-delivered victory speech not thirty minutes ago.

Wrapping up her speech, she went on to claim responsibility for all of Martin Luther King's speeches, a cure for cancer, and the good parts of gravity.

The Clinton campaign has so far not responded to repeated requests for clarification.

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