"Hugh Hefner Envisions Miley Cyrus Naked!"

by Barry Artiste | May 13, 2008 at 03:02 am | 6454 views | 1 comment

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Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

Yes, it's true that "One Handed Publication" that has seen many a teen boy through puberty made an offer to Miley Cyrus to pose naked once her Jailbait Status expires.

Of course Hef only wants her for the scintillating verbages of wisdom only a teenage 15 year old child has to offer.

One must remember my Now Public Story here on her scandalous photo shoot, whereby many Now Public (NP) Readers and Public alike thought it was too much skin for a child bordering on Child Porn.

Of course there were some NP readers said they thought nothing wrong with it a child posing semi nude.

Much to my retort of "Are You Serious"? "Give your head a shake!!"

One can only wonder what Hef is thinking of as Hef dreams of the day when Miley will grace his covers. Satin of course.

Hugh wants Miley

By Amber Dowling
2008-05-12

Playboy billionaire Hefner wants Cyrus in his mag

Well the moral of this story is that there are no limits when it comes to who The Hef will exploit.

According to TV Guide, the Playboy founder told Extra he wanted Miley Cyrus to pose in his mag once she turns the legal age.

“Sure, she’d be welcomed in the magazine,” the article quoted. “To make such a big to-do over something as innocent as those photos is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.”

Um, she’s 15 Hef.

The photos in question can be seen in the current issue of Vanity Fair, where Cyrus is draped in a blanket, seemingly naked.

I feel like it’s time we leave this poor girl alone. She went through the ringer over her last photo shoot, she doesn’t need magazine founders telling her she should pose naked too.