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I Did Not Have Sex With Sarah Palin!
...because that would be bad. Given the popularity of Sarah Palin’s new book, this is the title of the book that I should write. It would be an investigative report, of course, and like so many popular books, it would surely disappoint.
“I did not have sex with Sarah Palin,” Senator John McCain (Though I tried in vain.)
“I did not have the opportunity to have sex with Sarah Palin,” former President Bill Clinton
“I asked her on show, and what did she think I did that for?” David Letterman
“I couldn’t have sex with Sarah Palin.” Dan Rather
“Later.” First Dude
YJ would not want to. I almost forgot to tie this to the actual story that positions Going Rogue as Christian literature, even though it is full of fabrications, according to McCain staffers.
Sarah Palin's 'Going Rogue' as Christian Literature
November 18, 2009 01:05 PM ET | Dan Gilgoff | Permanent Link | Print
By Dan Gilgoff, God & Country "How religious a book is Going Rogue? The opening vignette tells of Sarah Palin happening upon the Alaska Right to Life booth at the Alaska State Fair and discovering that her 7-year-old daughter, Piper, is still starring in the group's posters, pictured with "pretend angel wings fastened to her soft shoulders." The group had been using Piper as its poster child since she was an infant. And the book's very last paragraph is a long thank you to God, who receives more ink than anyone in the acknowledgments section.
Indeed, Going Rogue is written as much for Christian readers as for political junkies, and it will help establish Palin as much as a Christian figure as a political one. Some of the book's faith-based highlights:
— In the opening pages, Palin uses the story about encountering the state fair's Right to Life booth to frame herself more as a conservative Christian activist than a Republican:
A staunch advocate of every child's right to be born, I was prolife enough for the grassroots RTL [Right to Life] folks to adopt Piper as their poster child, but I wasn't politically connected enough for the state GOP machine to allow the organization to endorse me in early campaigns.... In the RTL booth, I smiled, dropped some dollars into the contribution can, and didn't care who might be watching, including local reporters.
— Palin expresses love for a gay friend but makes clear her opinion that the friend's sexual orientation is a choice, a widely shared view among Christian conservatives:
That's when I told them about Tilly, my junior high friend and college roommate, who, after college, decided to openly live the lifestyle she chose with her partner. To me, she was still Tilly. I loved her dearly. "
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at 13:00 on November 18th, 2009
I don't know what I am doing.
at 13:21 on November 18th, 2009
She shot me first.
at 07:39 on November 20th, 2009
All of my recommendations are from articles about guns. Sex gets none.
at 03:42 on November 21st, 2009
Feel better now? ;)
at 05:23 on November 21st, 2009
Thank you. I feel like having a cigarette.