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Israel Turkey Ambassadors Chair Height War Ramps Up
by Karen Fish
Somebody shot somebody in Yugoslavia and this caused World War I. This has become known as “The shot heard round the world.” People in those days had excellent hearing because they didn’t have iPods blaring in their ears. The shot heard round the world caused World War I and now “The pic seen round the world”’ is about to cause Nuclear World War III, the Apocalypse, Armageddon, The Big Enchilada. This is why “Planet Earth: Human Beings” is the most watched TV reality show watched by aliens around this Universe. Human beings are the laughing stock of every dimension.
Today Turkey booted out the Israeli Ambassador and cut military ties with Israel. Turkey is a member of NATO. If Israel attacks Turkey then all of the NATO countries including US must attack Israel. Israel is a nuclear armed country. How much is radioactive gas?
People are saying that Turkey expelled Israel’s ambassador and cut military ties with Israel today because Turkey didn’t like the UN report on the Gaza Flotilla fiasco. In order to understand why you are about to see this incredibly bright light and then vaporize in under 1 second you need to look at “The pic seen round the world.”
On January 11, 2010 the Israeli deputy foreign minister Danny Ayalon met with Turkey’s ambassador to Israel Ahmet Oguz Celikkol in Jerusalem. Both men sat on couches with a coffee table between them. Danny’s couch was higher than Ahmet’s couch by about 6 inches. In the picture seen round the world now escalating into the apocalypse, the top of Ahmet’s head is at the same height as Danny’s glasses. “And if you come when all the flowers are dying, And I am dead as dead I may well be, You’ll come and find the place where I am lying, and kneel and say an ‘Ave’ there for me, Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.”
A few hours after the meeting Turkey’s President Abdullah Gul, named after Abdullah the father of the Prohet Muhammad (PBUH) gave Israel an ultimatum that unless Israel publicly apologized to the people of Turkey Turkey would sever diplomatic relations and military ties with Israel. Israel’s Prime Minister forced Danny Boy to say “It is not my way to insult foreign ambassadors (are there ambassadors who are not foreigners?) and in the future I will clarify my position by more acceptable diplomatic means.” Turkey rejected Dan’s apology as not good enough. Perhaps there was a problem with the syntax.
The fox in “The Little Prince” said that “words are a source of misunderstanding.” Under pressure from above Danny Ayalon tried again to apologize. Danny publicly said “I had no intention to humiliate you personally and I apologize for the way the demarche was handled and perceived. Please convey this to the Turkish people for whom we have great respect. Although we have our differences of opinion on several issues they should be discussed and solved only through open, reciprocal and respectful diplomatic channels between our two governments.” “The pic seen round the world” has now lit the fuse for the Apocalypse. How bout those enchiladas, weren’t they great?


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at 11:54 on September 2nd, 2011
I love the description in this report. Relax, neither Turkey nor Israel are about to fire shots. The shots heard will be the ones fired by Iran.
at 12:41 on September 2nd, 2011
I have no real idea of the depth and actual ethnic history between Israel, Turkey, and that whole region. But I would say that the described apology should be enough to diffuse the immediate situation.
“I had no intention to humiliate you personally and I apologize for the way the demarche was handled and perceived. Please convey this to the Turkish people for whom we have great respect. Although we have our differences of opinion on several issues they should be discussed and solved only through open, reciprocal and respectful diplomatic channels between our two governments.”
at 09:13 on September 4th, 2011
The point being is that military cooperation ended by Israel months ago for fear that Turkey was going down this rabbit hole. Turkey did not end anything but told the Israeli amb. already back in Israel not to come back. The problem with quoting sources you quoted is that they tend to be inaccurate and often full of too much "radioactive gas".
Turkey got screwed by Syria and in part by Iran. They have created an artificial situation that is putting them in a corner they can least afford to be in as the world turns toward Iran and its desire to play the end game that will change the world on its current axis. The EU and the US are so beaten down by their weak and spineless foreign policy that we may not have much of a world left to give to our children and grandchildren.