John Edward's Sex Tape?! Are you F***ing Kidding Me?!

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Is This Journalism? Enquirer Tracks John Edwards, Alleging They've Caught Him in Secret Mistress/Love Child Meeting

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JUST as I was kind of getting over my disappointment with the man that COULD HAVE been President, Gawker reports that Edward's aide Andrew Young found an unmarked DVD containing video of Edwards and Rielle Hunter involved in what is described as "several sex acts". I had no idea that Hunter's documentary footage would cover so much...pun intended, as apparently Mr. Edwards is reported to be "...physically very striking, in a certain area." Jeeeeez...

This news comes (seriously, no pun intended) as Young has a book deal for his tell-all called "The Politician", due on February 2nd.

Could this man be any dumber, or any more narcissistic?! I thought he had big enough balls (no pun intended) to ask Obama if he could be his running mate with all this stuff going on, but...can you IMAGINE?! I mean, seriously! I have HAD IT with this man. How anyone, ANYONE can have their head up their butt SO DEEPLY that it's practically reemerging out of his neck is beyond me. Now, to be fair (yeah, right) no one has really seen this tape yet, so...may be a lie. But this story is so crazy, and so ridiculous that...well...

Politicians have gotten away with worse. If Rielle Hunter were Robert Hunter, it'd probably be a WHOLE lot worse for him. Not that sexual preference matters much to me-- gay or straight, this is not good. And I know that there are couples out there that think they have the best sex, and if only other people saw it, they'd be all like "DAMN, look at them! That's hot!!!" I got news for you...really REALLY good sex is not camera-ready. That's why everyone can't (and SHOULDN'T) be porn stars. Just because it feels good, doesn't mean it's pleasing to the eye.