La La Land Obsessed with Reality!!

by Barry Artiste | March 30, 2008 at 10:53 pm | 331 views | 2 comments

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Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

Wow, now there is Fairy tale we can all believe in.The Majority of true to life docu-drama movies and TV shows La La Land has spewed out are far from any reality I know of.

For instance once people know what I do for a living, they immediately quote their favourite CSI episode or Drug Scenario, going into every Crime Scene detail. As for me, I roll my eyes in silence, as I wish my job was a CSI Crime Drama, I never wear a suit, nor have I ever saw anyone in a suit and tie, whipping out a pair of latex gloves at any crime scene I was ever at. Especially when CSI can solve DNA and other evidence in weeks, when Health Canada takes 6 friggin months sometimes to get back analysis.

Yep the only true La,La Land reality show I have ever seen was Fantasy Island, and all the car ads with Fantasy Island Host Ricardo Montabalm extolling the virtues of Chryslers Rich Corinthian Leather in all their cars.

In ending, if I ever posted a photo of me at work, most of you would quickly lose your lunch, versus the armchair fantasy version we watch on La La TV in their quest of "Faux Reality" excellence.

You want reality, pick up General Romeo Daillaires Book on his personal account on Rwanda, or John McCains Book on his POW experiences in Vietnam, that my friends is reality from those who lived it.

If you follow movies at all, you’re bound to have noticed that actors and directors are forever talking about how their movies are “relevant”, or “of the moment”, or “about things that are happening right now”. Sometimes it’s even true. But more often than not, a movie produced about a specific event or issue will feel instantly out of date, the result of the year or two that it takes to turn an idea into a finished feature film.To mark the arrival of Kimberley Pierce’s Stop-Loss, an of-the-moment drama about the U.S. Army’s policy of refusing to discharge soldiers after their terms of service are up, here’s a look at the way the movies have tried to tackle the issues of the day.RWANDA You wouldn’t think that Rwanda qualifies as a current story, given that the genocidal assault on the nation’s Tutsis by Hutu agitators – in which anywhere from 800,000 to one million people were killed, mostly by machete – happened fourteen years ago. But when Terry George’s Hotel Rwanda indicted Western indifference to the slaughter, and star Don Cheadle started using the film to draw parallels to the unfolding horrors in Darfur, a number of other directors suddenly felt they needed to tell Rwanda stories. (Surely, this had nothing to do with Cheadle and George scoring some high-profile Oscar nominations for their work.) Peter Raymont’s disturbing documentary Shake Hands with the Devil – which accompanied Gen. Romeo Dallaire back to Rwanda a decade after his failure to stop the explosion of violence – was already underway, so it gets a pass. But the other films – Robert Favreau’s A Summer in Kigali, Michael Caton-Jones’ preachy Shooting Dogs and Roger Spottiswoode’s TV-safe Shake Hands with the Devil, a fictionalization of Dallaire’s book starring Roy Dupuis as the General – don’t add anything to the conversation, just rehashing the facts in an attempt to me-too their way to relevance.

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Barry Artiste, believe me, CSI is a myth is most of America as well.  Money is spent only when the defense has money for experts, the avg joe get nada.  Thats why instead of Socialized medicine I am for socialized Legal.  I think OJ should get the same defence I get.  Isn't that equal prtection under the law?  Im Just saying.. ohh good stuff

Barry Artiste

Thanks for the comments and the Good Stuff Flag Politisite

I agree socialised justice would certainly piss off lawyers everywhere who milk the system for all it's worth.  Though we all know pretty much all Politicans in both our countries were Lawyers before entering politics, and a Court system which releases criminals over and over again in what seems to allow these same repeat offenders to once again reoffend some more, get caught and show up in a revolving Catch and Release court room to defended and prosecuted once again in a vicious , but financially lucrative circle by these same lawyers whose livilhood depends on criminals, if criminals were incarcerated for longer periods, there would be less money for lawyers who rely on Catch and Release Justice for their Golf Memberships. Now how is that for reality?

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