The Lipstick Bond Girls get their man

by CJaye | August 28, 2009 at 09:28 am

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These girls are calling themselves the Bonds Girls. Armed with tasers and pepper gas. They wear pink, their cars and hummers are pink, the handcuffs are pink. Everything is pink right down to the shoes on their feet. These two ladies are ex-cops and are on a mission. Lisa & Teresa might look like two nice young ladies but if you bust on their bond you will feel the wrath trouble down on you like a ton of bricks.

ANAHEIM This is a dirty business: meth addicts, heroin pushers, wife beaters, gang-bangers, liars, cheaters, bail jumpers…

Always bail jumpers.

That's where Kimberly Shepherd, driving a hot-pink 2003 Hummer, and Dawn Wickwire, riding shotgun, come in. They're bounty hunters. And their cell phones never stop ringing.

"All right, we're going to rock 'n roll," says Kimberly, a former airline stewardess, accelerating down Euclid. "We're going to a tweaker pad."

In this case, the tweaker/methamphetamine user is supposedly a Nazi Low Rider gang member who carries a dagger. He recently was released on a $100,000 bail – money the ladies of Lipstick Bail Bonds don't want to forfeit.

They carry no guns, but they plan to bring him in anyway. A hundred grand is a hundred grand. And besides, they carry pepper spray in cute little pink canisters ("this will definitely drop someone," says Dawn), and pink handcuffs.