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McCain and Obama Speak at the Al Smith Dinner 2008
The 63rd Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner is a white-tie gala hosted by the Archdiocese of New York, Cardinal Edward Egan to raise money for underprivileged children. It’s a famous political roast named for the famed 1940 New York governor. It is a requisite stop for most politicians since the end of WW II.
Both presidential candidates took turn roasting each other and made self-deprecatory jokes.
Some of Senator McCain’s lines were, “In a room full of Manhattan’s proud Democrats, I have a feeling some are pulling for me. It’s nice to see you, Hillary.”
“Events are moving fast, I’ve dismissed the entire senior staff and now, all of their positions will be handled by one man, Joe The Plumber.”
"We know the press is really an independent-minded, civic-minded, non-partisan group, like ACORN."
Some of Senator Obama’s funny lines were:
“There’s no other crowd in America that I’d like palling around like those in this room tonight.”
“Can someone tell me what happened to the Greek column that I requested?”
“On the Waldorf Astoria: they tell me you can see all the way to the Russian Tea Room.”
“I got my name, Barack from my father … it’s actually means, “that one” in Swahili, and my middle name was given by someone who didn’t think I’d run for president.” “My middle name is Steve, yes, that’s right it’s Barack Steve Obama.”
“It’s nice that the two top contenders in a presidential campaign to sit down for dinner without preconditions.”
Many of the dignitaries in attendant were Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton, Charles Schumer, Governor David Patterson, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, Dr. Henry Kissinger, Katie Couric, and Brian Williams, to name a few. Senator Clinton was seen laughing uproariously throughout the evening.






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at 04:19 on October 17th, 2008
It's all good and fun, I laughed a lot while watching both of them, I just don't understand why did they have to actually READ their jokes? Seemed like the words were not their own; or they both haven't memorized the speech scripts good enough? Thanks for the story :)
at 04:51 on October 17th, 2008
Pythiian1, I like this story. It's good stuff. I was surprised by how risque some of these jokes were, particularly Obama's comments about "2 African American children in wedlock"
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Glenn (not verified)at 06:19 on October 17th, 2008
I like Obama, but in all honesty–McCain delivered the script better. They both read read someone else's brilliance.
at 07:36 on October 17th, 2008
It is amusing that both Obama and McCain can tear each other apart in their campaigns with all the lies and innuendos about each other and then sit down and be the "good ole boys" that they really are. We probably don't know the half of it when all is said and done. I think the laugh is on us, the American people.
at 09:44 on October 17th, 2008
Pythiian1, I like this story. It's good stuff. These guys are not comedians. It is not easy telling a joke let alone multiple jokes well. I thought that McCain did a really great job delivering his hilarious one liners.
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A. Tranat 21:26 on October 17th, 2008
Thanks everyone who has taken time to comment, add images, and flags. It was fun while it lasted. Cheers.