Truemors
Opinion
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
As one client coos "It's so Rich and Creamy", Hello !!!!
"It's Friggin Bird Shit !!!!"
No matter how you package it, or tout it's ancient Culture, it's still "Bird Shit!!"
It's frustrating enough to find it "splattered" all over my windshield. I am sure once it hit's Trendy Kitsalano, I'll be at a stoplight and mobs of women, "Starbuck Lattes" in hand will be whipping off the tops of their Lattes, trying to scrap the Bird Crap off my windshield for a Quickie Lunchtime Facial, much cheaper than paying $180.00 Bucks for one. Hell, you can be sure Squeegie Kids will be mining this "Grey Gold" at every stoplight too.
Bandwagons, the mainstay of Trendsetter's everywhere, with money and no taste, must spend their days scanning Fashion Magazines looking for Trendy Bandwagons in which to jump on.
One can be certain LaLa Land celebs will certainly jump on this trend, with their toy "Purse Pooches" receiving the same treatment.
Bird-excrement facial takes off in New YorkReutersPublished: Saturday, April 26, 2008
NEW YORK -- Forget avocado, evening primrose oil or other exotic ingredients, the latest facial to hit New York is a mask made with bird excrement.
The Geisha Facial, available at Shizuka New York for $180 US, about $100 more than the shop's other facials, contains nightingale excrement.
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