The Moose Eater

Sarah Palin, John McCain's flippantly picked and ill-prepared Vice Presidential candidate, has caused a storm in the media to rival Hurricane Gustov and not a moment too soon...

While most of the nation discusses her teenage daughter's illegitimate pregnancy, her own "secret" pregnancy which may have been faked to protect her image (as the child may actually have been born to her other teenage daughter)

...and her inflammatory statements about Hillary Clinton being "a whiner" and "bad for us women" ...

She is under investigation in the State of Alaska for abuses of power relating to the firing of State Personnel as a vendetta against a former brother-in-law.

Despite all of this controversy, Palin assures us that she is ready to lead (although she admitted just weeks ago that she has NO IDEA what the Vice President does on a daily basis) and she is a devout Christian who will do her best to make sure we drill for Oil in the Alaskan Wildlife Preserves... where she hunts Moose in her spare time.

Fortunately for John McCain, not many journalists are busy looking into the connections between the Lobbyist who heads up his Foreign Affairs Advisory and the recent battle between Georgia and Russia.

(special thanks to Keith Olbermann for the beautiful picture of Sarah Palin...)