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Mounties hunt stolen bull semen
Barry Artiste Op/Ed
Got Milk? Don't think so! Boy, some people will resort to steal anything, even without knowing what it is, certainly makes one wonder if it were city folk who scammed this Bull Semen? Guess it goes without saying, much like Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff, you can take a city boy to the country, but you can't make him a country boy! I wonder how Ignatieff would fare living in the country amongst Farm Folk?
WINNIPEG -- There's no bull about this theft.
In a bizarre whodunnit, someone stole a tank containing $15,000 worth of bull semen from a rural property west of Winnipeg in March.
Having exhausted all avenues, RCMP are appealing for tips to solve the theft.
"It is a peculiar item to steal," said Const. Stephen Senuita, a spokesman for Portage la Prairie RCMP. "This is the first instance of this type of property being stolen that I can think of."
Police said the theft occurred in the rural municipality of North Norfolk on March 9. The victim told police tools and other items were taken, along with the artificial insemination tank.
"There's nothing to suggest they were looking specifically for (the tank)," Senuita said yesterday.
He said the suspect or suspects may or may not have known what the tank contained.
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at 07:42 on September 5th, 2009
Good Lord! ICK!
at 07:46 on September 5th, 2009
THanks Rory, Certainly someone is going to have a strange looking Milk Moustache!
at 07:47 on September 5th, 2009
Pass the sick bag.yuk.
at 08:05 on September 5th, 2009
He would be a blow out in my neighborhood. Not only farm boys, real Alberta Rednecks too, the ones Liberals love to hate. (Beer, Potatoes and gravy and a few perogies and cabbage rolls).
at 08:27 on September 5th, 2009
Dogs bollocks mate - well seen. And that cartoon - holy cow, for heifer and heifer, amen. Cheers. :~)
at 08:38 on September 5th, 2009
Poor Bull why didn't they let him go free range, lol
at 08:48 on September 5th, 2009
It's quite valuable isn't it? I don't know, can't say I've ever thought about it, but maybe someone wants to start their own farm...
at 08:54 on September 5th, 2009
Valuable? Well I suppose Amy if they left it refrigerated, I am afraid now though it is only valuable in the porn industry!
at 09:22 on September 5th, 2009
Barry: I'm tellin' yu . . .I think the crooks stole it to sell to a porn producer. LOL!
at 09:48 on September 5th, 2009
Okay I admit it was Rory who put me onto the porn comment, thanks Rory, you may something there.