Mounties hunt stolen bull semen

by Barry Artiste | September 5, 2009 at 07:25 am
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That Ain't No Milk Moustache, ya got there Iggy!

That Ain't No Milk Moustache, ya got there Iggy!

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Barry Artiste Op/Ed

Got Milk? Don't think so! Boy, some people will resort to steal anything, even without knowing what it is, certainly makes one wonder if it were city folk who scammed this Bull Semen?  Guess it goes without saying,  much like  Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff,  you can take a city boy to the country, but you can't make him a country boy! I wonder how Ignatieff would fare living in the country amongst Farm Folk?

 

WINNIPEG -- There's no bull about this theft.

In a bizarre whodunnit, someone stole a tank containing $15,000 worth of bull semen from a rural property west of Winnipeg in March.

Having exhausted all avenues, RCMP are appealing for tips to solve the theft.

"It is a peculiar item to steal," said Const. Stephen Senuita, a spokesman for Portage la Prairie RCMP. "This is the first instance of this type of property being stolen that I can think of."

Police said the theft occurred in the rural municipality of North Norfolk on March 9. The victim told police tools and other items were taken, along with the artificial insemination tank.

"There's nothing to suggest they were looking specifically for (the tank)," Senuita said yesterday.

He said the suspect or suspects may or may not have known what the tank contained.

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Rory Cripps

Good Lord! ICK!

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Barry Artiste

THanks Rory, Certainly someone is going to have a strange looking Milk Moustache!

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jazzyzazzy

Pass the sick bag.yuk.

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Karl Gotthardt - albertacowpoke

He would be a blow out in my neighborhood. Not only farm boys, real Alberta Rednecks too, the ones Liberals love to hate. (Beer, Potatoes and gravy and a few perogies and cabbage rolls). 

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Yellow Guitar

Dogs bollocks mate - well seen. And that cartoon - holy cow, for heifer and heifer, amen. Cheers.  :~)

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Babel-Fish

Poor Bull why didn't they let him go free range, lol 

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Amy Judd

It's quite valuable isn't it? I don't know, can't say I've ever thought about it, but maybe someone wants to start their own farm...

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Barry Artiste

Valuable? Well I suppose Amy if they left it refrigerated, I am afraid now though it is only valuable in the porn industry!

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Rory Cripps

Barry: I'm tellin' yu . . .I think the crooks stole it to sell to a porn producer. LOL!

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Barry Artiste

Okay I admit it was Rory who put me onto the porn comment, thanks Rory, you may something there.

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