New LTTE leader in Norway

by lalith | August 19, 2009 at 09:09 am
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The name of a Tamil resident of Tamil Vestlan in Norway is being mentioned as a possible new leader of the LTTE, the Norwegian newspaper Aftenposten reported yesterday.

The Sri Lankan government has said if the news was true it would request Norway to arrest him and hand him over to Sri Lanka.

The LTTE has been listed as a terrorist organization in the European Union, Unites States, India and several other countries, but not in Norway.

Foreign Secretary Palitha Kohona said he was shocked to hear that a resident of Tamil Vestlan was now mentioned by a number of sources as a leading contender for the leadership of the LTTE.

LTTE is a terrorist organization that is banned by most of the world`s democracies. Then it is extraordinary to hear that one of the potential leaders can move freely in a country like Norway, Dr. Kohona told the Aftenposten.

He said that he would look into the matter, and contact the Norwegian authorities.

By the way things are moving, it seems who ever the new leader of the banned LTTE will be, will have to be on the move or even go underground soon. Perhaps, survival in Norway will be easier than in other countries because of the ties this country had with the LTTE terrorists. From now on, for all these potential Tamil Terrorist LTTE leaders, it will be a matter of time before they are apprehended in the respective countries in which they are enjoying life.

Perinpanayagam Sivaparan alias Nediyawan (‘the tall’ one in Tamil), who is speculated to be the next leader of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE), has been questioned by the Norwegian Police, a Tamil language website based in London said.
The editor of the website, Thesamnet.co.uk, Sivapalan Thambirajan said, “We do not know why he has been questioned, but we know he has been questioned.”

Thirty-three-year-old Nediyawan, unlike the second leader of the LTTE, in his personal dealings, trusted the power of brawn and is believed to be ruthless like his dead leader. He is supposed to have taken a man into custody in Wanni years ago, because of a quarrel over the collections of a Hindu temple in London during the heyday of the Tamil Tigers and incarcerated him there. He is supposed to have assaulted a former LTTE supporter in Norway over an argument, only few weeks ago. He knew how to make anybody who was critical of him silent. He always moved with a brawny and armed Tamil gang around him in the Tamil Vestlan area in Norway where he now lives.

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Uncle Sam

Sivaparan ..???

Do we know him?

2
Manik

A new LTTE leader?

Don't these guys ever learn?

The position is jinxed! J-I-N-X-E-D !!

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Deepal

Sivaparan or Sivakaran?

3
Uncle Sam

Hey, Deepal,

You just did Genocide® and Chauvinism®.

:-)

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Deepal

I am trying to keep myself amused. These LTTE bums never cease to amuse me.

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Uncle Sam

THE LTTE IS HIRING

Position available

Undisputable and Most Glorious Leader aka President and Prime Minister of Tamil Eelam aka Thalaivar aka Soorya Thevan aka Sun God (variants being Sun Goat, Run God, Run Goat).

Qualifications

Maximum schooling should be up to Grade 5 only. Requires a vivid imagination. Megalomaniacal personality is a plus. Illusions of grandeur highly encouraged. Needs to be able to inspire the diaspora to worship you unconditionally. Caste immaterial (we just need anyone who can give us Eelam) but preferably Vellalar or at least Karrayar.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: needs a fondness for gerbils and little boys.

Salary and Perks

Minimum annual salary of $300 million, paid by loyal, faithful  stateless Tamizh diaspora, drug running, weapon smuggling, human trafficking, credit card fraud, petrol station scams and many other examples of We Tamil ingenuity. A few surviving underground bunkers and official residences with swimming pools (strictly for family use only) also available.

Brief history

The first holder of this position held the job for 33 years before meeting with an unfortunate head injury about 3 months ago, along with the rest of his family. His successor was in the job for just a few weeks when he suddenly dropped everything to take up a career in singing and picking up the soap in prison bathrooms in Colombo.


Job description

You will be required to live in underground bunkers for 364 days of the year (365 days in leap years) and are only required to come out on November 27. There will be a ready supply of gerbils and totally non-underage child soldiers to keep you entertained.

Candidates are required to go on a campaign of terror, under the pretext of it being a fight for freedom, against anyone who disagrees with you. Civilian massacres, bombings, ethnic cleansing, and killing of young Buddhist monks- in short, slaughtering anyone who cannot fight back- are all highly encouraged.

Must have mastered the art of getting pwned on the battlefield and calling the retreat a ‘tactical withdrawal™’ in order to keep the diaspora sending their wages to you.



Candidates are required to eliminate any rival Tamils who pose even the slightest threat to your leadership or totally non-communalistic views. Tamils with any formal education or intellectual capacity are also to be exterminated.

Candidate needs to foster friendships with NGO’s, western diplomats, media personnel and other white masters. Must be willing to give interviews to the said white masters, disregarding any regard for personal safety.

Must settle for nothing less than a separate mono-ethnic state for We Tamils, who will readily follow you like mindless zombies. Blow up anyone who disagrees.

Please forward all CV’s and Resumes to the following e-mail address:

ltte.ir@gmail.com

Serious inquires only.

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yoth1235

y u do like this... cheating young generation in the name of money.... anyways prabakaran died... don try too fool us.

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lalith

And then get killed? No, not me.

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