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- Article by George Washington (cross-posted here)
NIST's explanation for the collapse of World Trade Center 7 on September 11th follows the logic in the cartoon above.
Specifically, NIST claims that the collapse of building 7 is "the first known instance of fire causing the total collapse of a tall building".
But then goes on to argue:
"The fires in WTC 7, which were uncontrolled but otherwise similar to fires experienced in other tall buildings, caused an extraordinary event"
In fact, the fires in WTC 7 were orders of magnitude less than other high-rise fires, which did not produce collapses.
My parody from yesterday is not much sillier than NIST's real explanation.
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at 14:56 on August 21st, 2008
They said several choice things in that report so that anyone with half a brain would read between the lines and realize that they were forced (probably at gunpoint) to say it was caused by fire.
Their other option was a quiet 'suicide' and their job being filled by someone else who would lie for the Evil Empire.
Their choice of wording was awesome.
Enjoy your slavery.
Long live the Black Pope.