North Korea may test-fire missile toward Japan: Media

by Barry Artiste | February 4, 2009 at 05:03 am
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So North Koreas answer to Tatu from fantasy Island is looking to launch a test missile toward Japan? Certainly the US in it's role as Team America, World Police will have something to say about it. Where is Hans Blix when you need him? Oh wait, Kim fed him to his sharks.... Where are all the Hollywood celebs rushing to North Koreas side during this trying time? Oh wait, Team America shot them all. 

Well I am sure Obama will reason with North Korea, Failing that he will release his Ace Card.  Rottweiller and former Bosnian Super Sniper Hillary after em, that'll fix that Dictators Wagon!

SEOUL - North Korea may be preparing to use the site of its previous ballistic missile launches on the east coast to fire its longest range missile, possibly toward Japan, news reports said on Wednesday.

The missile reports follow threats directed at Seoul and Washington, which analysts said are meant to intimidate conservative South Korean President Lee Myung-bak and grab the attention of new U.S. President Barack Obama.

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Paschen

Well, I hope they wont be that stupid. Then again they are just Human as the rest of us.

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nyctuber

The whole thing seems a bit silly. How can anyone seriously think North Korea would ever fire an actual nuclear missile? They would most likely be bombed out of existence the same day. 

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pokoroto

Japan is chomping at the bit to get new F-22 planes from the US unless Obama kills the program. I don't think he will because Japan has hinted at spending  US$30 billion on them just when the US needs the business and workers need jobs.

Needless to say the rest of Asia, including goofy dictators are a tad bit concerned about Japan getting 100 F-22s.

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Paschen

There are much better planes out there then the F series and Japan would be well advised to shop around a lot more and maybe even to start building their own again since the WWII restriction no longer apply nowadays. 

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Barry Artiste

Yeah, I hear those Zeros were pretty popular~

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158

N Korea is just trying to see how far they can go before someone challenges them.

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Barry Artiste

Pretty much says it all 158.  Course one day they will go too far and then carnage!

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Roy C

There is a serious lack of information in some of these posts. I will explain.

North Korea has an entire mountain side converted to a gun armory with bomb-proof doors with cannon such that the entire operation of loading, raising, opening the bomb-proof door, firing and shutting the armored door can be done within a very short period of time.

As a consequence, Seoul, the capital of South Korea, a country we kept in existence with the deaths of tens of thousand of American GIs, would be destroyed within hours, and millions of people would be dead.

The only way to take out those bomb-proof doors, according to my well -informed source, would be to use battle-field nuclear weapons.

So, the idea that North Korea is so screwed up that we have nothing to concern ourselves with is just plain wrong.

By the way, Barry, I own a copy of "Team America" and have watched it at least twenty times. It is easily the wittiest, funniest political parody I have ever seen, and, as you know, the most irreverent, if only Kim Jong Il could pronounce "irreverent".

Most of the movie is composed of homage scenes from other films and the opening where Team American destroys half of Paris to save it, incredible (and a steal/homage from Monty Python).

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Barry Artiste

You know Roy, The creators of South Park have created such contraversy in most of their episodes, and every one a barrel of truth much to the displeasure of those they make fun of. And Team America World Police hits it accurately to a T~  Except for the Actor Blowjob Secret Agent part, which I assume was not taken out of real life, but in Gollywood who knows?

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AlvarezGalloso

Great article although I hope that this is just a nightmare.

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Barbara McPherson

It never ceases to amaze me how crazies can hold whole populations in thrall.

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Roy C

North Korea is a place that I used to use at a Jung forum to annoy the knee-jerk left because it is so obvious that the evil there has its own home-grown roots.

About 5% of the population is in concentration camps and about 20% of the people in those camps die every year.

The problem, of course, is not exactly communism, but rather how communism has no checks and balances, and, as  result of its absolute power, North Korea is absolutely corrupt.

We can't stop them, but China can. Kim Jong Il likes to eat and his son likes to go to Eric Clapton concerts in Europe. Can't do much of that on an empty stomach, and you have to use real money to buy them Clapton tickets.

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Roy C

Moonwolf, all of us have some knee-jerk elements. I just work to overcome mine.

The problem I was trying to deal with was the idea of basic human inhumanity to others, and I wanted to deal with it in a context in which the US couldn't have anything to do with it.

I tried to use Rome, but no one seemed to get it. There were no republican stockholder Christian white males to blame.

I tried to point out how North Korea was and, believe it or not, the whackjobs I was trying to converse with pointed out how at least the starving North Korean children were not subject to an American junk/fast food diet.

Lucky North Koreans! Their other-wise emperor loved them so much that he had them all put on the calorie-retricted diet, the only one proven to extend life in larger animals.

And, the best part: they had no choice!

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Fripouille

I think Moonwolf hit the nail on the head when he said that Kimmy is just ensuring he doesn't get hit. He aint gonna attack anyone.

My interpretation is that maybe he's just trying to stay in place until he dies. That's what those of his ilk do.

(Mind you, the sooner he's no longer around the better, in my view...)

Thanks.

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Roy C

You can think what you want but you can't prove your position to be right, and, because of that, we have to develop a scenario of defense based on all possibilities, not just the ones we are comfortable with.

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Fripouille

Hi Roy C, I don't know if your comment was addressed to me, but if it was, you're right. Of course scenarios have to be based on all possibilities, I am not naive LOL!, but yes, I can also "think" what I wish.  I never presented my comment as being the truth. 

That's called having an opinion.

If that's ok.......

Thanks

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Barry Artiste


Thanks to each and everyone of you for your insightful comments, truly appreciated.

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