Obama, Gates and Sgt Crowley To Be New Best Beer Drinkin Buddies?

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Obama, Gates and cop may meet at White House for a beer

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Barry Artiste Op.Ed
You have to hand it to President Obama, if this Pub Crawl and Beer Fest works between Gates, his arresting Officer Sgt Crowley turn out to be a New Best Pal Trio, then what a coup!

I suppose it will be the Secret Service making the Beer Run, It may go down something like this? 

Agent 3 Code Amber, President needs you to go on a Beer Run!! 10-4,

Agent 4, What kind of Beer over?

Agent 3  MMMM, let me ask! Over.

Agent 3 ,  The President wants a cold filtered ale, with German Hops, in a bottle not a can. Over.  

Agent 4,  MMMM won't that Piss off American Beer companies, German Hops?  Over.

Agent 3, Yeah, but we discussed English Beer as well, and the Pres has a hankering for German beer ever since the Love Fest they Gave him last year on the World Election Tour, its payback time for Germany, besides we all know German beer is the best.

Agent 4,  Jahowl, Mein Capitan, German Beer it is! Okay, Men, Let's Roll! 

Agent 3, One more thing, pick up some chips and hotdogs..... wait a second... Yes Mr. President. I will ask him! 

Agent 3, do not get Ruffled CHips, the President doesn't like sharp edges,  oh yeah, if you are passing by a Blockbuster Video, pick up a Movie for the President.

Agent 4, Roger that!..... by the way, what kind of movie does the President watch?

Agent 3, any movie with Apache Attack Helicopters in them, pick one of those.

Agent 4, What about Operation Pussy Whipped? I thought the Presidents wife banned him from watching Action Movies with Violence?  Maybe I should pick up Chick Flick instead, just in case?

Agent 3, Negatory! GET an ACTION MOVIE DAMMIT.  Operation Pussy Whipped is cancelled for this Event. Regardless of what Mrs. President says, you better get a Action Movie, Oh yeah, pick up a pack of Lucky Strikes too for the President as well. Mr. President says, do not under any circumstances tell Mr. President  any of this, got that? 

Agent 4, M-M-M-Okay Mums the Word!

Agent 3, Roger that, and remember to use the back door of the White House, and for Christ Sakes, No Sirens and Flashing Red Lights this time. Remember , Mrs. President may be watching us from the balcony again, so be careful. We do not want a repeat of the last time we did this!

Agent 4, NO SIRENS, NO FLASHING LIGHTS, Roger, Out!

Wouldn't it be great if wars, political difference between leaders and such could be handled over a couple of Beers and back slapping, telling jokes and an action movie.

Obama to be sure will be the darling of Beer companies everywhere, rest assured the media will want to photograph this historic event, with Beer Company PR firms foaming at the mouth eager to find out which Beer they choose to Quaff at this Ordinary Joe Summit!

Too bad the Iranian President is a Tee Totaller, betcha Obama could smooth things out with him and Israel.

Obama at least has the right idea., Good Times and World Peace over Suds.