Opinion: Earth Report Part.1

URGENT!!! EARTH PROBE COMMUNICATION: Mission—To observe Earth—-Climate–Structure—Life….. Commander 46577 reporting…Earth Mission 2

This is a follow up report to mission 1.

The Desert Builders have completed our location beacons. Although the beacons have sustained some damage they worked perfectly. The Desert Builders are no longer the dominant tribe at this time. We have been monitoring the information givers and have learned many things. The American is the dominant tribe at this time.

The information givers say the America has an evil leader called The Bush. The information givers say The Bush is of lower intelligence than the average Earth dweller. The Cheney his #2 is the more evil though. They are torturers and murderers. The curiosity is that scanners detect mass migration towards America. This is most curious. The biological data suggests Earth dwellers would flee the evil. The data shows they flock to the place called America. There may be some molecular defect that has Earth dwellers willingly embracing  and migrating in the millions to the evil America. Scanners show many die attempting to enter The America.

The information givers claim the climate of The Earth is in jeopardy. They claim The Gore, the one who invented their electronic communication “The Internet” and who has won many awards is the smartest Earth dweller. The Gore claims Earth Life will be destroyed within the next 30 years. But there must be an error in The Gores data. Our scanners indicate that the Earth climate will sustain life for approx. 30 million more years. The Gore seems to be off a few Earth Years. Our sensors indicate climate will fluctuate between hot and cold. Cold being the more dangerous to life on the Earth. 

The extra carbon created by the Earth dwellers may prevent an impending freeze. The Gore is one of the largest carbon contributors. It is interesting how he warns others to conserve carbon as he expands his own output. Many Earth dwellers believe it is they who will save the Earth. They call themselves the Environmentalists. Quite comical if one ponders it. Our scanners indicate the young have been fearful of the pending doom. This is also strange considering they only have an 80 year life span. They will not feel the effects of the coming freeze 2 million Earth years from now.

Scanners indicate The America dwellers are a mixture of all Earth dwellers. We will study as to why Earth dwellers are drawn to the America. It is similar to a huge refugee camp. The information givers speak of how horrible the America is but most reside there. It is curious as to why they stay in the America if it is so horrible. It is also interesting how the evil Bush has done nothing to those who speak badly of him. Our records indicate the evil Earth dwelling leaders normally terminate those who disagree with them.

Before taking action against the evil Americans so Earth can enjoy the freedom we promised them in our last visit we will do a physical assessment of the evil America.. We will report our findings in report #2…To be continued…mpress