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Pak Vs India Cricket SMS Jokes
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by TipuSultan | March 29, 2011 at 12:08 am
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1. India walo!
Ye baazi World Cup ki baazi ha,
Ye baazi tum hi haaro gay,
Har ghar se tota nikle ga,
Tum kitne totay maaro gay….
Hey naqeb-e-inqilab tota tota….
Haq ki khuli kitab tota tota….
Hum nah on hamare baad tota tota…..
Totay tera khoon rang laye ga….
Pakistan World cup uthaye ga….
A.P.M.S.O.
All Pakistan Mithoo Shaheed Organization
2. Husband comes home from work,
Quiet, not talking, deep in his thoughts,
Lies down on the bed,
Wife sits near to him,
The couple stays silent,
Wife thinks:
Why is he nottalking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he likes some one else?
Don’t I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Why is he upset??
Husband thinks
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.Kash Pakistan toss jeet k pehle batting kar lay….
Or India se jeet jaye….
3. PPPPPPP……….PPPPPPPP
Hat jao raste se……..
West Indies,England,Australia
Ki team ghar wapas jaa rahi hein…
Agli baari India ki ha
Insha ALLAH
4. Dhoni apni B.V se
Begum! Cup me chaye to laao,
Begum! Jan ab piyali me hi chaye peena seekh le,
Cup tera baap Afridi jo le gya ha…..
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at 21:21 on March 29th, 2011
INSHA-ALLAH PAK WON THE ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP 2011 SEMI FINAL
at 00:20 on March 30th, 2011
Inshalla's Decision reversed by Third Umpire ..... Wrong umpiring by Inshal Allah .... hehehhe
at 10:09 on March 30th, 2011
He he india love the final i love it india is the best...
at 22:50 on March 29th, 2011
Dho k pak ker dia mere MAULA nai hindu ki Zamin koK aaj waha ik Musalman ko jeet k Sajda jo kerna ha
at 23:14 on March 29th, 2011
jab jab world hoga pakistan hindustan se hi harega kyoki jeet hamesha sach ki hoti he jhoot bolne walo ki nahi chak de india
at 23:35 on March 29th, 2011
SEMI FINAL TEAMS :-came frome group 1 PAKISTAN 2NEW ZEALAND 3SRI LANKAcome from grouop BINDIAJhund me to gidad aate he 1 Sher hi akela ata heINDIA JEETEGA
at 00:20 on March 30th, 2011
Semi Final Teams: That came from Group A: 1) Pakistan 2) Newzealand 3) Srilanka That came from Group B: –India– Jhund me to kutte aate hain, sirf Sher akela aata hai. India Jai ho
at 00:24 on March 30th, 2011
Pakistan,Newzealand,Srilanka - Group A , India from Group B Jhund me to kutte aate hain, sirf Sher akela aata hai. India Jai ho
at 02:18 on March 30th, 2011
I RAY THAT PAKISTAN TEAM WON THE MATCH BY THE GRACE OF ALLAH.PAKISTAN YOU COME WITH WORLD CUP.
at 02:20 on March 30th, 2011
PAKISTAN WE L0VE U
at 23:54 on April 1st, 2011
karte rahe pakistan se pyar .................................. . . . . lekin pakistaniyo me to dum nahi ha ha ha ha
at 02:40 on March 30th, 2011
allah sirf usika sath deta hai jo khud apni madat karta hai.India will definately beat pakistan once again
at 07:07 on March 30th, 2011
Bhai ji, World Cup to India hi le jayega. Indian team and India is the Best. :-)
at 07:53 on March 30th, 2011
Pakistan is the best. INSHALLAH we will win. come on pakistan. Pakistan zindabaad
at 11:44 on March 30th, 2011
Agar INDIA jeet bhi giya tu naraz mat hona "DOST"....Hum ne suna hy k....!Apni gali me tu KUTTA bhi Sher hota hy,muskora kar GEO. +974 55390943
at 00:01 on April 2nd, 2011
SHER ko kabhi bhi kutta samjhne ki kosish mat karna kyuki SHER har gali me SHER hi hota h
at 00:06 on April 2nd, 2011
SHER to har gali me SHER hote h lekin . . pakistani jaise ........ apni gali me bhi ......... nahi hot unke liye har gali hi parai h
at 00:08 on April 2nd, 2011
SHER to har gali me SHER hote h lekin . . pakistani jaise ........ apni gali me bhi ......... nahi hot unke liye har gali hi parai h
at 00:05 on March 31st, 2011
ek bat kan khol kar sun lo "baap baap hota hai aur beta beta hota hai"
at 03:24 on March 31st, 2011