Pak Vs India Cricket SMS Jokes
1. India walo!
Ye baazi World Cup ki baazi ha,
Ye baazi tum hi haaro gay,
Har ghar se tota nikle ga,
Tum kitne totay maaro gay….
Hey naqeb-e-inqilab tota tota….
Haq ki khuli kitab tota tota….
Hum nah on hamare baad tota tota…..
Totay tera khoon rang laye ga….
Pakistan World cup uthaye ga….
All Pakistan Mithoo Shaheed Organization
2. Husband comes home from work,
Quiet, not talking, deep in his thoughts,
Lies down on the bed,
Wife sits near to him,
The couple stays silent,
Why is he nottalking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he likes some one else?
Don’t I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight?
Why is he upset??
.Kash Pakistan toss jeet k pehle batting kar lay….
Or India se jeet jaye….
Hat jao raste se……..
Ki team ghar wapas jaa rahi hein…
Agli baari India ki ha
4. Dhoni apni B.V se
Begum! Cup me chaye to laao,
Begum! Jan ab piyali me hi chaye peena seekh le,
Cup tera baap Afridi jo le gya ha…..