People in Canada Choose Bacon Over Sex

by 158 | February 15, 2010 at 02:08 pm

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The people of Canada sure love their bacon. In a recent survey conducted by Maple Leaf Foods, 43% of the respondents said they would rather have bacon than sex. Are you surprised?

I am very surprised on

this. I like bacon very

much; bacon and eggs,

bacon cheeseburger,

bacon and beans and

bacon with many foods

but bacon is still bacon

but ......

Nearly one in four of respondents (23%) wondered if ‘my partner loves bacon more than me’

How about you? If you had to chose, would your choice be bacon or sex? Hmmmm

There is really a website

called Bacon today.

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158

at 14:09 on February 15th, 2010

I greatly admire Canada but on this I disagree.

Karl Gotthardt - albertacowpoke

at 14:20 on February 15th, 2010

Hahaha, tell me it isn't so. No way, no how. Geeze don't they know bacon causes heart disease and sex is good cardiovascular exercise:)

158

at 14:25 on February 15th, 2010

Is there a Canadian law against enjoying both.?

Karl Gotthardt - albertacowpoke

at 14:37 on February 15th, 2010

Wouldn't doubt it LOL

Rory Cripps

at 14:33 on February 15th, 2010

Tell us it isn't so! Hey ACP! What the hell is going on up there anyway? JEEZ! Bacon over sex? How is Canada ever gonna live this one down? Are you sure they didn't mean bacon during, before, or after sex? And then what do you do with the bacon during sex . . .that's want I wanna know . . . .

Karl Gotthardt - albertacowpoke

at 14:36 on February 15th, 2010

Depends if it's crispy or not:) Besides Rory we can't give all our secrets away.

Rory Cripps

at 15:05 on February 15th, 2010

ACP: Good lord! Crispy bacon! That's pretty risky don't you think? What if it gets stuck in the cracks? It's a good thing that you guys have government sponsored health care up there!

158

at 14:41 on February 15th, 2010

I hereby cancel my plans to move to Canada.

Karl Gotthardt - albertacowpoke

at 14:59 on February 15th, 2010

Why because you don't want to give up American bacon?

158

at 15:39 on February 15th, 2010

Yeah, sure :-(

Hugh Askew

at 15:19 on February 15th, 2010

Are we talking pork bellies here, or what we real Americans call Canadian Bacon like they put on an Egg McMuffin®? I always had some 'spishuns them canucks wuz a little off, but if we are talking bacon, man........that is just twisted.

Your wife on to this proclivity yet, cowboy?

Rory Cripps

at 15:56 on February 15th, 2010

Hugh: You're making me hungry now . . . . My favorite breakfast consists of Eggs Benedict (chased down with Cristal of course). You know . . . 2 American poached eggs on top of some Canadian Bacon on top of an English muffin covered with Hollandaise sauce. It's a lot more erotic and gratifying than ACP's crisp bacon . . . . lol!

The Canadian Bacon really makes the dish come together . . . .

158

at 15:58 on February 15th, 2010

My favorite is about four eggs, scrambled, lots of very crisp bacon, hot biscuits,.

But it has many calories, and they have to be burned off in some way.

Rory Cripps

at 16:13 on February 15th, 2010

158: Sounds good! Especially the part about burning it off! That's a lot of nooky though! JEEZ! That would take up the rest of the morning and maybe even part of the afternoon! Who says that bacon and eggs are not good for your health? Good for the mind too . . . .

marianmo

at 16:12 on February 15th, 2010

rory i must say you are a real international cuisine expert

Rory Cripps

at 18:03 on February 15th, 2010

marianmo: Yes! When it comes to food, I'm definitely a one-worlder! Would you like my recipe for Chicken Rochambeau here? Thats boned and sauted American chicken breasts, on top of Canadian Bacon, on top of a Holland rusk, smothered with Bernaise sauce . . .YUM!

Karl Gotthardt - albertacowpoke

at 16:03 on February 15th, 2010

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:) - she Merican - she not know this fetish yet.

nanute

at 15:30 on February 15th, 2010

It gives new meaning to the term " makin' bacon."

158

at 15:55 on February 15th, 2010

It does indeed.

marianmo

at 16:13 on February 15th, 2010

or maybe its the movie canadian bacon

marianmo

at 18:27 on February 15th, 2010

sounds good rory

The_Cynic

at 20:50 on February 15th, 2010

I am a BIG fan of bacon, and I really did once think you couldn't beat UK bacon, smoked bacon medallions etc - then I moved to Canada ............................