Quitter Twitter: Notes from Parting, Partying Palin

Sayonara Sarah Palin made news today with a tweet.  Well, it was part of a tweet.

“10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site,” she tweeted.

Wow!  Pack ‘em up Palin will be speaking her mind on a personal Twitter site once the shackles of state government are removed.

Hello?

Can anyone tell me what is to keep her from opening a personal account now?  I mean can anyone think of a reason besides she is too much of a dim bulb to realize it?

However, that was just part of a much larger, multi-tweet the gone fishing gov put out.  In total, the three-part message read:

Inauguration will salute AKs 50th Anniversary & military & launches LtGov into Gov’s office so AK avoids politics-as-usual lame duck session

Planning inauguration w/LtGov in 10 days, Frbanks. W/same cabinet, same positive pro-AK agenda it’s all good, consistent success bc everyone

elected is replaceable;Ak WILL progress! + side benefit=10 dys til less politically correct twitters fly frm my fingertps outside State site

I’ll stay in touch w/whomever wants via personal twtr site;launch July 26;in meantime it’s pleasure to update interested folks on State biz!

Did you get that?  They are planning an inauguration ceremony to celebrate Take a Powder Palin bailing out of her job and handing it over to the lieutant governor.  In these cases, isn’t the transfer of power a bit more discrete?  Just goes to show that Caribou Barbie does not have an ounce of shame.

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