A real fountain of youth - Fact not fiction
A miraculous 'elixir of youth' which could extend the human life span by more than a decade is being developed by scientists.
The anti-ageing pill was created from a chemical found in the soil of Easter Island - one of the most remote and mysterious places on the planet.
In tests on animals, the chemical increased life expectancy by a staggering 38 per cent.
I am booking in advance to be a test dummy, at 63 I look 52 and if I took this new drug when its developed I hope to look about 32, lol. But in reality this drug could cause a big problem with ex-wrinklies filling up the disco's and raves.
Yep even throw away the walking sticks and zimmer frames. At last I would be able to keep up with my 27 year old partner, climb mountains again and run a 4 minute mile and 100 meters in 10 seconds it takes me 12 to 13 seconds at the moment when chased by a very fierce dog.
Oh yes and now live to 120 years old and bore everyone with my citizen journalism for many more decades. Perhaps a holiday on the moon or mars and I will live to see gravity drives and floating platforms. But of course the sadness of never seeing a peaceful world or the complete eradication of poverty will mar mostly every thing else.