Sarah Attar Nude in The Arab Women’s Olympic Spring
by Karen Fish
If you are casting a movie called ‘The Arab Women’s Olympic Spring’ you cannot do better than Sarah Attar nude Saudi Arabian 800 meter runner as 19 year old ‘Fatima Abdullah” the granddaughter of Saudi King Abdullah – oil trillionaire. Saudi King Abdullah has so much money that his shoe shine boy is “Mitt the Twit.”
In ‘The Self Immolation Heard Round the World’ 26 year old Tunisian fruit seller Muhammad al Bouazizi set himself on fire and toppled the brutal dictators Ben Ali, Hosni Mubarak, Mo Gaddafi, Ali Abdullah Saleh and today Bashar al Assad is clinging to power like yellow mother custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.
The sports world is doing a heck of a lot better at achieving world peace under the IOC leadership of Belgian Chocolate Count Jacques Rogge. When Saudi Arabia announced that they were continuing their eternal ban on female athletes participating in the London 2012 Olympics the IOC under IOC President Jacques Rogge told Saudi King Abdullah ‘That’s fine Saudi Arabia is banned.”
Nobody tells Saudi King Abdullah what to do; he controls the American oil supply. Saudi King Abdullah buys and pays for and controls American Presidents. When 16 Muslim Saudi hijackers knocked down the twin towers on 9/11 Saudi King Abdullah’s puppet George W. Bush while all air travel was locked down sent airplanes to pick up his business financers the Saudi bin Laden family and whisk them out of the country.
Saudi King Abdullah has George W. Bush and President Clinton on the payroll for hundreds of millions of dollars. Who else would have financed a library for George W. Bush?
Republicans were incensed when President Obama publicly bowed to Saudi King Abdullah. Israel is not going to pull the trigger on Iran, Saudi King Abdullah is. The International Olympic Committee under Jacques Rogge brought Saudi King Abdullah to his knees forcing him to send two women to the Olympics for the first time ever, Sarah Attar and judo blue belt teenager Wojdan Shahrkhani who the IOC allowed to compete in her hijab headscarf to stop Saudi King Abdullah from getting lynched by the hardline Saudi Muslim clerics.
As UN Secretary General Koffi Annan leaves Syria with his tail between his legs after weeks of begging Asma al Assad to step down unsuccessfully the IOC and Jacques Rogge have all 205 countries on Earth sending women to compete in the Olympics for the first time in history. At Pepperdine University American born dual citizen Sarah Attar runs in her short shorts, and tank top, no headscarf. At the Olympics Sarah Attar is being forced by the Saudi clerics to run in long pants, a long sweater and a hijab headscarf which although not cool or aerodynamically efficient will allow her to compete in the 800 meter run at the London 2012 Olympics. Sarah Attar said “I only hope for the best for them and that we really get some good strides going for women in the Olympics and just in sports in general.”
Spoiler Alert: Sarah Attar will be competing in the London 2012 Olympics 800 meter run next Wednesday August 8, 2012. This is going to be one small step for women but one giant leap for womankind. In the script for ‘The Arab Women’s Olympic Spring’ Sarah Attar nude as Fatima Abdullah will be joined by 5 time American Olympic high jumper and mother Amy Acuff, no stranger to public nudity.
As the starter shoots the gun to start the 800 meter run Fatima Abdullah will burst out of the blocks, tear off her long pants, sweater and headscarf hijab and run nude around the track screaming with Amy Acuff “The Muslim clerics won’t let us leave home alone, they won’t let us drive, they marry us off at 9 to disgusting old men, they beat our heads in and they mutilate our genitals. Help! Help! Help!” Fruit anyone?
Disclaimer: This article is satire, fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as satire, parody or spoof.