SEX & DRUGS or STAR TREK !
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
We have all been bombarded with Spam Mail touting the latest Male Enhancement Product, with testimony from People in Lab Coats on Late Night infomercials. These informercials feature a Busty Host, seductively suggesting she and many Supermodels are out there and available for a Trial Run, if you just buy their Waggle Puppy Enhancement Pills right away for $200.00 for a 30 day supply.
Then it breaks to some poor Sap, whose crying saying before he took the Pills he was lonely and dateless, spending hours on chat lines or watching Star Trek Reruns in his parents basement. But he took a chance, bought the Male Enhancement Pills and instantly became a Superstud, now months later he is happily married, and President of his own Company, (Then the TV camera pans out to show him beside a yacht and mansion) dancing with a bevy of babes at a poolside party.
Now for some reason, this infomercial is almost identical to those Hair Replacement infomercials that tout, we can cure baldness and you will be adored and instantly grow a Six Pack overnight!
Well in ending, many get suckered into these infomercials to the tune of billions of dollars, so is it any wonder why they show them on TV and hit you with Spam Mail daily.
One Caveat you should know, as someone who also has a practising knowledge of Toxiciology the Wonder ingredient in many of these Male enhancement pills is "phentolamine", now that in itself under clinical trials works, but be very careful if you take it. Why? Well some spicy foods can react with this drug and in a couple of hours can cause uncontrollable and immediate Anal Watery Discharge with no warning. So, best check it out first, hence why Health Canada is warning you first.
I cannot imagine after a dinner date with a hot babe, you are hot in heavy in the bedroom and your bowels let go all over her. Somehow I do not think you'll get a second date.
If you are not prepared for this, best not buy the pills and stay in your parents basement with your hair replacement system ( I like to call wearing Roadkill on top of your head) and tune into Captain Kirk. It's much cleaner entertainment, you Weirdo!
Health Canada warns against unlicensed sex drugsReuters
OTTAWA - Canadians should avoid unlicensed drugs that claim to improve sexual performance because they could cause problems such as loss of consciousness, prolonged erections and chest pain, the health ministry said on Friday.
Health Canada issued the warning in a release about a product called Desire, which was found to contain the prescription drug phentolamine - something not indicated on the label.
"Health Canada advises consumers not to use Desire or any other unauthorized products promoted to increase sexual performance that are advertised as 'all natural', as such products may contain undeclared prescription drugs that may pose serious risks to health," it said in a statement.