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Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
Certainly Spitzers Tab assumed to be as much as $80,000 worth of Tang, certainly shows Good Time Eliot, was giving it as good as it gets, giving New York Taxpayers pretty much the same as he was giving his Lady Friends in his Taxpayer Funded Missionary work. The man's intelligence has to be in question since he signed the cheques to the Prostitution Ring in his own name. In the end, Spitzer got Screwed, Blued and Tattooed by investigators and media, but then so did the Taxpayers and those who voted for him
We have gone through a decade of self professed righteousness from Politicians, Religious Television Evangelical Icons, ad naseum, and when the accused hit the media spotlight, they have their wronged wives and kids by their side as a show of moral support and strength. If any of these so called Pillars of Strength has the testicular fortitude, one would think they would save their spouses and kids from embarrassment and tell them to sit in the background, and take their Medicine Like Men, without trying to garner sympathy by hiding behind their wife and kids. Certainly using his "pained and distraught" family and thrusting them embarrassingly into the spotlight shows Spitzers true colours. A coward and opportunist to save his own skin.
ALBANY, N.Y. -- With pressure mounting on Gov. Eliot Spitzer to resign over a call-girl scandal, investigators said yesterday he spent tens of thousands of dollars -- perhaps as much as $80,000 -- with the high-priced prostitution service.
While Spitzer and his family remained secluded in their Fifth Ave. apartment, Republicans began talking impeachment, and few if any fellow Democrats came forward to defend him. A death watch of sorts began at the state Capitol, where whispers of "What have you heard?" echoed through the ornate, 109-year-old building.
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March 12, 2008 at 08:52 am by Barry Artiste, 1123 views, 5 comments
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at 09:13 on March 12th, 2008
Barry Artiste, I like this story. It's good stuff.
at 11:19 on March 12th, 2008
Thanks Dave, this certainly shows again that when "Power Corrupts, it Corrupts absolutely".
I am waiting now for him to pull out the Religion and God Fearing Card, as most who are caught in Criminal scandal are all of a sudden "Born Again with the forgiveness of Jaysus" when faced with impending Impeachment.
at 15:36 on March 12th, 2008
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Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's
Answering Machine
Hey, what's new?
It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation
about being my running mate? Nevermind.
Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only
politician who has to pay for it
I'm calling
from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or
'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?
This is John
McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's
wife
It's Dr.
Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice
This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go
through the Minneapolis airport?
It's Wolf
Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way
Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for
free
It's Arnold
Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor
Top
Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses
Oh come on, like you were never involved in a
prostitution ring
Hookers is
fun
Just trying
to help the economy
Have you ever
been to Albany?
It's part of
my new MTV prank show "Spitz'd"
Haven't been
myself since Roy Schieder died
Uh, tainted
beef?
Whether it's
a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it -- you married fellas know
what I'm talking about
Wanted to be
known as the Charlie Sheen of politics
I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago
at 18:17 on March 12th, 2008
Hilarious Moon, where have you been buddy, I missed ya, glad your back.
at 20:28 on March 12th, 2008
Barry Artiste, I like this story. It's good stuff.