Tim Hortons Goes BioHazard

Opinion
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor
Two things that are a sign of the times, Tim Hortons Donuts, long touted for it's coffee and donuts and family atmosphere, a National Institution by some, now has to be turned into a Legalised Shooting Gallery.  Now your coffe and donuts come with convienent Washroom BioHazard containers as the Citys Crack Pipe and Needle exchange programs have junkies flocking to warmth and privacy of restaurants similar to Tim Hortons to get their fix, dropping their needles and crack pipes on the floor or on toilet tanks, sinks, for pre teen childen to find, as parents feel secure let their kids use the washroom alone certainly is not the case anymore.  Certainly Needles and Crack Pipe exchange Policy, a Liberal Government Policy gone awry and as usual not though through, putting Children and adults at risk.

I have a wonderful thought, since this Liberal incentive was brought by them, I think it only fair to find as many used crack pipes and needles, gather them up and deposit them loosely, just as we found them, and spread them all over the step of the legislature, after all if it is safe for us to step through, it certainly must be safe for government officials to step through on their way up the legislature stairs to work.