TSA: Complaining about Airport Screening Means You're a Terrorist

TSA Wants to Scare You into Submission

The TSA is finally sick of travelers complaining about gate rape and porno scanners. To that end, the TSA has deployed its ultimate weapon: circular logic. CNN reports that the TSA is saying that displaying contempt for overly-aggressive security screenings is an indicator that you may be a terrorist. Note this is backed up neither by specific example nor common sense. Just another example of the TSA bleating "terrorism!" at the top of its lungs, and hoping for no follow-up questions.

We have to call bullshit on this right away, before the silliness spreads any further. No, TSA, if I'm giving you grief in the security queue, its because one of your agents has his hands on my nuts. He'd best expect some degree of familiarity. Remember, Americans: if you are complaining that the TSA is groping your six-year-old child, it means that you're a sensible adult, not a terrorist.

Or maybe the TSA is onto something, and Donna D'errico is the most dangerous person in America.