'Victim of Love'...Celebrate UnValentine's Day?

Someone has to be a contrarian.

For Valentine's Day, Charlie Brooker (Comment is Free) steps up to the plate with 'What we really need is a festival to celebrate love's many torments'.
He suggests 'a range of cards with bitter messages for ex-lovers such as You Ruined My Life or How Can You Sleep at Night?'
His preferred date would be February 15.