What A Brilliant Mind

With all due respect to my Republican friends I think will sacrifice my neutrality and endorse Obama for President of the United States. Friends, Obama is just plain awesome, absolutely awesome, please don't make another stupid choice and ruin our boring lives. Yeah, I love Sarah, too. Would love to date her, honest. But you guys deserve a president that stands out above the crowd, and who knows where Canada is. Make the right choice this time. Plleeease! Seriously, Obama is the real warrior that will stand up for you, and us. Wow, another exciting American election. Florida will again be the key. Can Republicans win the alligator state without cheating? I hope not. I'm so excited, I can just...