From the White House to Disney Land and then to Afghanistan.

by Babel-Fish | November 28, 2009 at 07:43 pm
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The president of course pardons the Turkey and this man the Commander in Chief of the world’s biggest military force and the biggest armory.  Has sent the said Turkey to be paraded at Disney Land so that kids can wave and the turkey can gobble – gobble down good old Main Street US of A.

Yet again a big army in the hands of the strongest military and the biggest armory are flummoxed by a bunch of Islamic Fundamentalist mountain tribesmen. Yes the great British Empire could not win a fight against these backwoods, Islamic, hillbillies and now the leader of the Imperial Land of American dreams has been tearing his hair out. Can’t you see its going grey and look at those wrinkles and big sad eyes. (Tongue in cheek)

 

Now, the National Turkey Federation has been bringing its finest turkeys to the White House for more than 50 years.  I'm told Presidents Eisenhower and Johnson actually ate their turkeys.  You can't fault them for that; that's a good-looking bird.  (Laughter.)  President Kennedy was even given a turkey with a sign around its neck that said, "Good Eatin', Mr. President."  But he showed mercy and he said, "Let's keep him going."  And 20 years ago this Thanksgiving, the first President Bush issued the first official presidential pardon for a turkey.

Today, I am pleased to announce that thanks to the interventions of Malia and Sasha -- because I was planning to eat this sucker -- (laughter) -- "Courage" will also be spared this terrible and delicious fate.  Later today, he'll head to Disneyland, where he'll be grand marshal of tomorrow's parade.  And just in case "Courage" can't fulfill his responsibilities, Walter brought along another turkey, "Carolina," as an alternate, the stand-in.

Now, later this afternoon, Michelle, Malia, Sasha and I will take two of their less fortunate brethren to Martha's Table, an organization that does extraordinary work to help folks here in D.C. who need it the most.  And I want to thank Jaindl's Turkey Farm in Orefield, Pennsylvania, for donating those dressed birds for dinner.  So today, all told, I believe it's fair to say that we have saved or created four turkeys.  (Laughter.)

You know, there are certain days that remind me of why I ran for this office.  And then there are moments like this -- (laughter) -- where I pardon a turkey and send it to Disneyland.  (Laughter.)  But every single day, I am thankful for the extraordinary responsibility that the American people have placed in me.  I am humbled by the privilege that it is to serve them, and the tremendous honor it is to serve as Commander-in-Chief of the finest military in the world -- and I want to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to every service member at home or in harm's way.  We're proud of you and we are thinking of you and we're praying for you.


 

Monday or Tuesday Obama will be making a speech, after Gordon Brown spilled most of the beans.

 

Basically the idea is to scare the Taliban and get them to sign a truce, he and Brown are looking at Sri Lanka where the terrorist (freedom fighters) where surrounded and overwhelmed.

 

This build up to the war speech is all part of the plan, the Taliban are sitting on the edge of their seats. The leaders have already been contacted to seal a truce.

 

The next stage is to relay the news to the public and of course the Taliban, of a Hugh troop reinforcement. But the training and sending 50,000 Afghanistan soldiers into battle to enhance the pledge of 20,000 to 30,000 or so troops from the West should make the Taliban start to sweat.  More than turkey has been cooking over the Thanksgiving, 

 

But what’s Gordon Brown Afghanistan summit in January 2010 all about, well its when they think the Taliban will be rushing to the peace table.  Or it’s a Blitzkrieg and a complete extermination of all the Taliban.

But of course the Taliban will laugh, hold on to their strongholds in the mountains and later watch a very frustrated army pack up and go home.

More soldiers more pop shots, more bombs more killed leading to joe public lobbying government.  

   

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Is this whole deal a big bluff?

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