WHOs TAXING THE USA and CANADA's PATIENCE!

by Barry Artiste | August 23, 2009 at 04:50 pm
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Barry Artiste Op/Ed

Many wonder how two of the most wealthiest countries in the world have hit the proverbial Sh*tter, perhaps this poem can explain it better. And you wonder why I get pissed!

The North American Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny....then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!

  • Tax his land
  • Tax his bed
  • Tax the table At which he's fed.
  • Tax his tractor
  • Tax his mule
  • Teach him taxes Are the rule.

  • Tax his work (Unless your job was outsourced to Asia) Then you're screwed!
  • Tax our Birthright as a Manufacturing Nation who 30 years ago were No.1, now everything we buy now comes courtesy of Walmart who are really the Peoples Republic of China!
  • Tax his pay
  • He works for peanuts Anyway!

  • Tax his cow
  • Tax his goat
  • Tax his pants
  • Tax his coat.

  • Tax his ties
  • Tax his shirt
  • Tax his work
  • Tax his dirt.

  • Tax his tobacco
  • Tax his drink
  • Tax him if he Tries to think.

  • Tax his cigars
  • Tax his beers
  • If he cries Tax his tears.


  • Tax his car
  • Tax his gas
  • Find other ways To tax his ass.

Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...' When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.

  • Accounts Receivable Tax
  • Airline surcharge tax
  • Airline Fuel Tax
  • Airport MaintenanceTax
  • Building Permit Tax
  • Cigarette Tax
  • Corporate Income Tax
  • Death Tax
  • Dog License Tax
  • Driving Permit Tax
  • Enviromental Tax (Fee)
  • Excise Taxes
  • Federal Income Tax
  • Federal Unemployment (UI)
  • Fishing License Tax
  • Food License Tax
  • Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)
  • Gross Receipts Tax
  • Health Tax 
  • Clean Air Tax (How the F*ck can you tax air?) What? If we don't pay, we have to hold our breath?
  • Hunting License Tax
  • Hydro Tax
  • Inheritance Tax
  • Interest Tax
  • Liquor Tax
  • Luxury Taxes
  • Marriage License Tax
  • Medicare Tax
  • Mortgage Tax
  • Personal Income Tax
  • Property Tax
  • Poverty Tax
  • Prescription Drug Tax
  • Provincial /State Income Tax
  • Real Estate Tax
  • Recreational Vehicle Tax
  • Retail Sales Tax
  • Service Charge Tax
  • School Tax
  • Telephone Federal Tax
  • Telephone Federal, Provincial/State and Local Surcharge Taxes
  • Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
  • Vehicle License Registration Tax
  • Vehicle Sales Tax
  • Water Tax
  • Watercraft Registration Tax
  • Well Permit Tax
  • Workers Compensation Tax

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middleclass, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened?

Can you spell 'politicians?'

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The_Cynic

Classic, pure classic! HAHA

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Barry Artiste

Glad you liked it.

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eastvanray

Thanks for reminding me why I am poor!

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Barry Artiste

Arent we all!

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Amy Judd

This makes me laugh and is sad at the same time because it's true, we can't escape it at all here.

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Barry Artiste

Thanks all, nothing like sad and laughter

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Babel-Fish

I escaped from the country that taxes the most, now they can only tax my pensions and after the tax break its very little money thrown to the wind. here in the Philippines I pay tax but it's something I can well afford.

So you may call me a tax exile, funny enough there are loads of north Americans that live here claiming social security from home. Its nice of you guys to pay for their great time here in paradise, your taxes are used for others pleasure as well as to oil the works of governance. Very charitable I would say.  Ironic but true

     

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eastvanray

You were a Swede?

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pickledtinker

All these taxes are indeed VERY taxing. Yep, Funny and sad. Nice one Barry!

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Barry Artiste

thanks all

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tikun

Sadly too funny. Cap and Save is really tax and spend by crooks, goblins and other nut cases that take our money and waste it on crap.

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jazzyzazzy

TAX is a dirty word.

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QueensHart

OH Barry! Not my first read on Monday morning!

Tikun is right.  This is why politicians lie to stay in office.  What job can they do? What are they really qualified to do? 

As I am now in Boston and see the faces of the people getting  off at the stations I feel "guilty" being retired.  It is damned hard to work 9-5 ,come home  usually with a brain or body often  "assaulted by "others".  The sight of exhaustion from  humans in jobs they usually do not want to do but now have to in order to "live" is a powerful sight. 

My question is who really enjoys their work anymore?  Is there such a possibility?

TAX=  ?

How about looking at this one for us next?

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Barbara McPherson

Depressing, but true.  Just wait until next year when our taxes are 'harmonized'.  We'll be singing the blues for sure.

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rng

Just imagine if we were actually taxed at a rate to fund real spending levels (i.e. we couldn't borrow)? That would really be an ouch.  Do you think the American population then would have said let's go to war in Iraq?

The problem as always is we end up overpaying and thus paying taxes  for the stuff we don't really need (e.g. wars, defense procurement at ludicrous levels etc) and underfunding the stuff we should invest in (health & education as just a couple of examples).

Was always thus...

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CJaye

Well said Barry,very good. Now I'm going to have nightmares about Taxes. Ya think that will get taxed?

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Barry Artiste

I am sure if the government could track everyones REM sleep they would tax it Cjaye

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