Why I joined The Taliban and Alqaeda

by djermano | October 28, 2009 at 02:41 am

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By: The Rev.

Well someone has to do it.. That is; someone has to join their organization to help them see that fighting with guns and bombs just doesn't work. Someone has to try to get them to see reason and to explain that we need to stop fighting so we become people again. I am sure Mohammad has philosophies toward forgiveness...so it might as well be me.

On top of that bit of news...I have heard it pays to join the Taliban. President Obama is offering money to those who will stop fighting, and join the ranks of doing things to support humanity instead of blowing it apart. I just hope to qualify for this money, because I really do need the money.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20091027/pl_nm/us_afghanistan_usa_taliban

This is no easy task for me... It is difficult getting around to meet my friends in Afghanistan, because I am aware of US troops that I don't want to engage with. They will think I am some terrorist...but I am not...and go ahead and begin shooting at me.. Now that is a terrible thing I think. Also I have to remind my pals especially my Alqaeda comrades..that we need to stop the road mine bombs...because good golly....I know we forget exactly where we put them....and it's crap to us if we step on our own landmines... This is just something we need to get away from doing.

My Alqaeda friends are listening...and although I have not met the top guys....yet...I am hoping my influence reflects the good benevolence toward them and their goals. I want to suggest the goals in honoring the good Mohammad extolled and how we need to be supporting that positive view...more than the jihad stuff.

It is even my hope to get my new friends to join and become students to Afghanistan University. This way we can do some very neat things...in science and technology.. I have my Windstalker Energy Machine I am very happily proud to say have made the designs and worked out some of the major details in making this new generator work.. It requires no coal or oil burning, or sunlight, or wind from the outside to work. It is marvelous.

I hope President Obama see's this article and or tells General McCrystal not to shoot me if he see's a white...shorty little chubby guy...with a big smile...wearing glasses and carrying a black bag. You see I keep my towel in there, some soap, a small flashlight, and some water. Ah..... I have no guns, or bombs, or Weapons of Mass Destruction.....You have to believe me.

So with all due reverence.... I want the troops to not shoot at me... My friends the Taliban and Alqaeda are not such a bad bunch of guys. They carry guns so they are not killed by the US military...but I think I can get them to stop fighting.. It is only a good thing.

I just wonder if President Obama will give me some of that money so I can use it to get my degree at Afghanistan University...and to help my wife distribute her Sichuan Hun-Tun....They are like mini dumplings...and oh so good.

God Bless the End to This War........ I am quite happy about that.

The Rev.

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Paschen

at 02:55 on October 28th, 2009

Interesting opinion Rev.

djermano

at 06:10 on October 28th, 2009

Thanks Uwe....I also think the Media needs to change to say good things about people and groups instead of making them as enemies. They become enemies because we speak badly of them; making snowflakes turn into avelanches... Our choices for peace are to speak badly of them continually, or to change our hearts and begin to see their perceptions....created by us... If we continue speaking badly and always have an enemy. ..I think we are not professionals but psychotic. Strange is it not? ? that we allow fear to stop us from making friends with people....because it's easier to have an enemy to kill! I for the life of me can not understand man's crazy notion they need to kill. In fact there is no enemy...except ourselves.....If we are not an enemy to ourselves.....and do kind things for each other how can that be a bad thing? Fighting does not stop death....and not fighting does not stop death......I prefer not fighting in order to have good memories of mankind...and honoring that perception instead of fighting to only have no memories at all.

God Bless

The Rev.

jefhow22

at 03:59 on October 28th, 2009

...strange perspective on a hot bed subject...certainly makes one think...I enjoyed reading the article...thumbs up Rev...

djermano

at 06:12 on October 28th, 2009

Thank you jefhow2....

The Rev

Rhonda J Mangus

at 04:56 on October 28th, 2009

I enjoyed the read as well, Rev. Thanks for sharing.

albertacowpoke

at 04:59 on October 28th, 2009

Wouldn.t it be nice, if it was that simple. Good read

djermano

at 06:24 on October 28th, 2009

Thank you Mangus and Acowp...... Ah.....by the way....I am not joking Acowp.

The Rev

Hugh Askew

at 08:50 on October 28th, 2009

My friends the Taliban and Alqaeda are not such a bad bunch of guys. They carry guns so they are not killed by the US military.

See, the US Military is trying to kill Taliban and Alqaeda members, and this is important - so pay attention - because Taliban and Alqaeda members have this nasty, nasty habit of killing innocent people. No, really.

djermano

at 17:22 on October 28th, 2009

Thanks Hugh...this is important to remember that the USA has this nasty, nasty habit of also killing innocent people as well...so pay attention...No.Really. This is a two tier problem...and we need to stop calling each other terrorists...so we can have dialogue and talks... America wants to end this war...I say jolly good.....I say the Taliban & Alqaeda also want to end this....

The Rev.

sara star

at 04:12 on October 30th, 2009

Hey what a unique idea? DIALOGUE...

As far as sending more troops in, they can keep sending them... this will not solve the problem. The killing will go on. The taliban have to live somewhere, or do they just want to kill every single one of them.

djermano

at 04:42 on October 30th, 2009

Right Sara.....that is the scenario. People in the military are cowards. They can't talk without a gun....The only words they know is "SHUT THE FUCK UP".....It is why I work so hard to remove them from my life..

THE REV.