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Woman Remanded in Custody for Noisy Sex Offence
How would you describe noisy sex? A 48 yr old woman has been granted an ASBO. Antisocial behaviour order. Seems she made so much noise while making love with her husband, neighbours lodged a complaint to Police. After breaching her ASBO. Magistrates in Sunderland slapped her with a four year ban on April 17th, banning her from making excessive noise anywhere in England. The woman was arrested on three separate occasions by police after complaints from neighbours. On Monday she was was remanded in custody until may the 5th for 3 breaches on her ASBO over a period of 10 days. Of course with help from her husband. The woman has elected to be tried by jury. Meaning her case will be tried at Newcastle Crown Court.The noise was reported to have been screaming shouting and the bed headboard continuously banging against the bedroom wall, with loud music playing in the background.The woman’s husband was sat in the court Gallery as she was remanded by the crown prosecutor.
Talk about from the sublime to the absolutely ridiculous. The Husband was let off no charges of any sort were brought against him.Now the jail is full of law breakers but I must say this has got to be a first to jail a woman who evidently over excites and expresses her sheer delight vocally while making mad passionate love with her husband.Okay there is nothing worse than to contend with noisy neighbours. The cost to jail this woman with a jury trial to follow, will no doubt be a vast amount of money. Have the courts gone mad. Surely there must have been room for compromise in this case why remand her in custody. Like spending some money to sound proof her bedroom, or maybe supply the neighbours with ear plugs. I find this story truly extraordinary and am still puzzled as to why the Husband was never penalised. This is another example of Political Correctness gone bananas. I will follow this story with interest as I really can not for the life of me, get my head around this one. How does one define noisy sex. I think a gagging order would have been suffice.
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at 08:28 on April 28th, 2009
Jazzy, my God was has the world come to? Maybe the husband should buy his wife a gag. OK, you.re right I won.t go there lol.
at 09:21 on April 28th, 2009
I think a gag order would have been suffice.
Oke lets do it haha.
Nice story about a mad world !!!!
at 09:52 on April 28th, 2009
Yes ottorongo I agree gagging a new trend for noisy sex offenders.
at 09:42 on April 28th, 2009
I'm not sure where the handcuffs image fits into this story. Was this an S&M/Bondage situation ? If so, then a Gag would just be enhancing the relationship. Maybe the noises were screams of torture by tickling while she was cuffed. Either way, if she was enjoying herself, good for her and I would shower her with appreciation if I was her husband. He obviously has his emotions under better control than her since he wasn't charged with a disturbance.
at 10:07 on April 28th, 2009
Sounds like you're an expert on the subject LOL
at 13:18 on April 28th, 2009
Thank you Fred.
at 09:51 on April 28th, 2009
Maybe she gagged her husband Fred.
at 09:59 on April 28th, 2009
Good point. If she derived that much pleasure from the act....yes, I can see that she would be a Submissive's dream !
at 10:03 on April 28th, 2009
Yes Fred see your point also, but its a wee shame she got jailed for it.
at 12:44 on April 28th, 2009
This seems like a huge waste of time actually, aren't there more important things to do?
at 13:09 on April 28th, 2009
I'm with Amy on this one.
at 13:02 on April 28th, 2009
Bang on Amy
at 16:16 on April 28th, 2009
Jealousy maybe? Maybe those neighbours should send their husbands to hers - to get some lessons. :-D
at 16:20 on April 28th, 2009
Sex lessons, now there is a concept. :)
at 20:54 on April 28th, 2009
I hope she is not going to make the noise in the jail also ....!!!!!!!!!.hahhhaahhaa........
at 23:24 on April 28th, 2009
Oh Mann!!
Looks like she got over passionate at times...
As the famous saying goes... Excess of anything is harmful... --- This incidence underlines the saying!
at 00:55 on April 29th, 2009
Well done Jazzy !!
The woman should apply to go into the Guinness book of records, She could apply for two categories:
1) The noisiest woman on the job.
2) The thinnest walls in a home.
Her husband should get a mention as well, good luck to him, he's acheived an impossible task.....He made a woman happy. (3 times in 10 days) unheard of before today.
at 01:22 on April 29th, 2009
Well looks like in future everything has to be sound proof. Thanks for sharing this great story.
at 03:28 on April 29th, 2009
thanks for the comments.BOOM BOOM.