y'all come!

in the last week, there has been a rash of ufo sightings around stephenville about a hundred miles due south of here.

to all potential extraterrestrial visitors: we want to say that here in saint jo, we have prepared a landing space for you.

this docking field is big enough to accommodate all but the largest of spacecraft, and has easy two-lane access down to the square.

we want to welcome you to our world.
we want to exchange technology.
we have a dairy queen.