You wanna buy this a size larger, ’cause it will shrink…

When Dwayne finally came in from the thunderstorm his hair was a mess, and his fancy, expensive French-fashion sweater had shrunk-up something awful. He wanted his money back.

A model presents a creation by French-born designer of Argentine origin Gaspard Yurkievich’s Spring/Summer 2007 men’s fashion collection in Paris July 3, 2006. REUTERS/Philippe Wojazer